BEEZLEBUBBA

WELL, WHAT'S TO TELL? I HAVE SUCH A VAST ARRAY OF INTERESTS...MOST OF WHICH ARE LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY. I ENJOY WRITING AND HAVE ONLY RECENTLY AKNOWLEGED THE JOY OF DOING SO VIA A COMPUTER MONITOR. I HAVE SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF THIRTY WELL-RUMPLED NOTEBOOKS CHOCK-FULL OF EVERY MANNER OF MANIC PROSE AND TRAGICOMIC GOSPELS. I INVOLVE MYSELF IN MUSIC AT ANY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY; MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IN MORE THAN ONE PROJECT AT A TIME. I AM SELF TAUGHT AND I HAVE THE ABILITY TO PLAY GUITAR, BASS, KEYBOARDS, CELLO AND THE HARP. I READ FAR MORE THAN CAN POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED HEALTHY FOR ME, ESPECIALLY IN TERMS OF MAINTAINING SOCIAL GRACES BEYOND THAT OF YOUR AVERAGE EIGHTH-GRADER. I CAN QUICKLY BECOME ENTRANCED BY MOST EVERYTHING; BOTANY, QUANTUM PHYSICS, ASTRONOMY, BIOGRAPHY, POETRY, HORROR, HYPER-VIOLENT CRIME NOVELS, SATIRE, HISTORY, ALTERNATIVE HISTORY, CHILDREN'S LITERATURE, CULLINARY TEXT, DICTIONARY, THESAURUS, ENCYCLOPEDIA ETC. I AM AN ASPIRING POLYGLOT. I AM PARTICULARLY ENAMORED OF LATIN BASED LANGUAGES; ITALIAN, LATIN, PORTUGUESE, ROMANIAN AND SPANISH. FRENCH IS GOOD FOR TOAST AND KISSES. I GROW THE HOTTEST CHILE PEPPERS I CAN GET ME MITTS ON AND HAVE EVEN CONVINCED OTHERS TO SNEAK ME SOME SEED FROM THE HEART OF THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST WHICH PACK ENOUGH ZIP TO FLOOR PITBULL RAISED ON PCP AND PINEAL GLANDS. I AM A HELL OF A CHEF AND WHILE MEXICAN AND CARRIBEAN CUISINE ARE MY FORTE, I CAN ADAPT TO THE PREFERENCES OF EVEN THE MOST REFINED PALATE. I SPEND A GOOD DEAL OF TIME WITH MY SON, GLEEFULLY FILLING HIS PERCOLATING BRAIN WITH SILLY NOTIONS AND AN INDESTRUCTIBLE ATTITUDE. HE ADORES HIS PAPA BECAUSE, WELL, LET'S FACE IT...DAD'S THE SHIT! IF THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, I WILL BE BLIND ONE DAY FROM THE TIME I SPEND BY MYSELF UNSUPERVISED. I AM AN ARDENT APPRECIATOR OF THE FEMININE AESTHETIC...NOWHERE IN NATURE CAN SO MANY VARIABLES OF BEAUTY BE REVEALED. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE MY TASTEBUDS ITCH! THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR IS THE TWENTY EIGHTH OF JUNE WHICH IS BEEZ'S BIRTHDAY!-SHEMHAMFORASH! THE RUNNER UP IS MY FAVOURITE WHICH IS HALLOWEEN OF COURSE. I ADORE MOST ANYTHING CREEPY, SPOOKY, VILE, EERIE, MACABRE, SCARY, GHASTLY, FEINDISH, FREAKY,ETC. I AM A BIG FAN OF GOOSE-PIMPLES, PALLID COMPLECTIONS AND THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES! I SUPPOSE I ENJOY MYSPACE SO MUCH FOR THE TIME BEING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY INSPIRATIONS HERE FOR MOST OF MY INTERESTS, SO IF YA LIKE EM' WITTY, COCKY, GOOD-LOOKING, MULTI-TALENTED AND WELL ENDOWED, BEEZ IS THE GUY FOR YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.