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Spaceman Spiff!

My ancestors travelled from the Sindus to Croatia. Gypsies and Warriors. Our strength lies in the Bl

About Me

IN DEDICATO IMPERATUM SATANUS, ULTRA ARTICULO MORTIS! (FOR THE EMPEROR SATAN, WHO IS BEYOND THE THRESHOLD OF DEATH.)
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide


93%

Disappear


87%

Stabbed


80%

Suffocated


60%

Cut Throat


53%

Accident


53%

Gunshot


47%

Bomb


47%

Eaten


40%

Posion


40%

Natural Causes


27%

Disease


13%

Drowning


7%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.comTHE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HAS LIED TO YOU!!! VIDY! vIDY wELL bROTHERS aND sISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5.. width="425" height="350" ..My Name is Jason. My Father named me for the Greek Hero who captained the Argonauts... the Legendary Gathering of Heroes that sought the Golden Fleece as well as the Golden Apples. I am solidly Croatian by descent. My family is Gypsy... Eastern Macedonian... We are descended from migrating tribes from the Sindus which is Western India. We worship the Black Sara, the Black Madonna. This is the translation of Ma-Kali... of Ma-Durga.It's been a long time since I've written a new PRO. My inclination is to tell you all of my hates and loves. But I really don't give that big of a shit. I think the best way to get a feel for me is to pay attention to what I like and dislike... that way you can pick your way through the eggshells with a sort of pseudo-map.I hate Christianity... Mostly because I was raised Catholic. But beyond that, the bizarre conspiracies that Neo-Christianity perpuate upset me more than any solid upbringing in the ancient mysteries ever could. I'M A SATANIST. And I have very good reason. Email me to discover it.
Pimp-My-Profile.comSatanism and Luciferianism are a first love for me. Originally I became a Satanist at the age of 15 for all the wrong reasons and without a true understanding of what it meant. I later re-converted to Catholicism and was lead from the mysteries of the Roman Church back into Magick as Religion. I practiced Ceremonial Magick for about 10 years after that and became tired of the guilt and careful practices of "self denial". Rediscovering and coming to a truer realization of Satanism were a revelation that occurred during the final 2 years of military service.I've been married once to a "woman" who turned out to be the sluttiest whore on the face of the planet... (barring of course any of the marathon gang-bang chicks, although it's not out of the question). Her disastrous hand has caused me financial ruin... the Ruination of my Air Force Career... and its my fault because I never listened to her ex's when they tried to tell me.I find lying very difficult and taxing as well as fairly dispicable and don't have time for others who practice it.Yet another love is the beautiful dance of Dominance and Submission. I've served as a Slave on many occasions and understand boundaries as well has how they can be pushed, bent, and eventually exceeded. The gravity and severity of relationships between Master/Mistress and Slave are very well known to me and I don't enjoy seeing people dabble without understanding the intimacy and depth of that type of commitment and trust. Of course I'm not just full of warnings and lectures... there is a great deal of fun to be had there too.I'm MARRIED to the most beautiful girl in the world. Allison is my Rescuing Angel and true love. She's still in the USAF and works as a Meteorologist just as I did. She's amazingly talented at it and hates it. We have incredible sex and connect on every possible level. There is nothing we can't talk about or enjoy together. We were married on the 12th of September this year at our house with just a few friends gathered around us.Much of my family treats me as an embarrassment except for my Mother who I love dearly. She has never stopped believing in me and praying for me and wishing only good things for me.I suppose that's it for now... anything else you want to know you can just ask.Oh yeah. I'm also a total fucking whore! Ha Ha, Later fuckers.

My Interests

Playing Guitar, Writing Music At My Workstation/Home Studio, Verbally attacking inanimate objects, Physically attacking inanimate objects, Pissing off the locals, Pissing on the locals, ARCHERY, KNIFE-THROWING, AXE THROWING, Switch-blades, Boxing, Lifting, Winning and Losing a good fist-fight, My tongue (because it's very talented... though unfortunately for you, you will never know), Pain, Putting my heel in some fucker's neck, Machine Knives, Telling you whatever the fuck I think (which is mostly to go fuck yourself with the object of my choosing), Being Dominated, Dominating, Mutual Masturbation ha ha, Murder... the usual shit that normal people like... you know, assassinations and shit. IM me on Yahoo to know more: artemiskiller... Oh, I do love pronouncing the word catastrophe as "Cat-Ass-Trophy" so fuck you. I also like pounding EMO fucks into the earth.

I'd like to meet:

MICKEY-FUCKING-ROURKE!!!! This little fucker "Joshie" so I can rip off his head and fuck his dead mouth from whence much evil has spilled. I wanna meet some sick, twisted fucks who look at life as an experience of the carnal. Fucking meat-eaters, people that consider themselves deadly, those that consider porn to be high-art, gays, straights, bis, fuckers that wanna kiss my boot just to be kicked in the face as a sign of love and adoration, fetish-ists, dead people, undead people, bikers and their bitches (male bitches especially), tops, bottoms, razor-lovers, bondage afficianados, ritual mortifiers, guys and chicks that both have a serious hard-on for gore..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..IF YOU GET ON HERE AND ADD ME IN AN ATTEMPT TO DEBATE AND DEBASE MY INTERESTS YOU MAY AS WELL LOOK FORWARD TO RIDICULE AND BEING BLOCKED FOR BEING A NARROW MINDED SHIT-WIT. I DON'T ENTERTAIN CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDISTS WHO LIVE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT THE RAPTURE IS COMING THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. I'M HERE FOR FRIENDSHIP NOT AS YOUR "CRISPY-CHRIST" BILL-BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..AND IF YOU READ THIS FAR YOU WIN.................A FREE BLOWJOBIf you're curious about my Ethnicity, I'm not white. Caucasian is an okay description because my family is actually from the warrior tribes of the Caucassus Mountains. We are full blooded gypsies. So here's my big FUCK YOU to your homogenizations and pasturizations fuckers. I'M CROATIAN MUTHA-FUCKAS... SO FUCKING DEAL WITH MY VAMP ROOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Industrial; (Check out 101 DAMNATIONS... THEY FUCKING RULE!), Gothic of all subdivisions, METAL FUCKERS! Classical, Dance, EBM, Electro, MYSELF ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!ARTEMIS KILLER JTL WILL FIST FUCK YOUR EAR-HOLE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND MY SHIT ON MYSPACE UNDER "Artemis Killer JTL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do alot of different work too. I'm currently working on a more straight Goth project that will have a single release in a couple of months entitled "I Love Dead Things". The project name is "Habit Forming".Now, I'm not a Rap or Hip Hop fan, but I'm currently working with a local rapper who is a great friend and ally in the truest sense of both words. He's probably the most innovative poet I've heard in a long time and is a genius at "free-style". I'm constructing beats and melodies for him. And it looks fairly likely that I'll end up doing his live DJ work which I find pretty exciting. ..THE TEA PARTY: "BAZAAR".. width="425" height="350" ..MISFITS HYBRID MOMENTSMISFITS SCREAMMINISTRY THIEVES: LIKE THE THIEVING BITCH I WAS ONCE MARRIED TO.SKINNY PUPPY: NATURE'S REVENGE... The first time I heard this, thunder and dark clouds gathered on the horizon... they threatened rain... but no rain came. Only cold breezes and the rumor of destruction were there. I had decided to get lost in the "no-wheres" of Plainfield Illinois. I used to just drive and turn here and there as it suited my fancy... I ended up getting lost in downtown Joliet... most of which is no longer any kind of place that anyone ever wants to be. The sky was dark early because of the threatening storm and before I began to panic I heard this...................................................

Movies:

HELLRAISER 1,2, (even 3 and 4 just a little) #5 INFERNO (I disturbingly find Craig Sheffer attractive), #6; HELLSEEKER (Ashley Lawrence is so fucking HOT), #7; DEADER; (I am so crushing on her), #8 HELLWORLD (Lance Henricksen is a BAD ASS MUTHA FUCKA)... ANYTHING MICKEY ROURKE HAS EVER BEEN IN!!! Ninth Gate, Rosemary's Baby, Event Horizon, NIGHTBREED, Fight Club, SNATCH (cuz bare-knuckle boxing is the shit), Roller Ball (Just cuz Slip Knot's in it), BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF, FETISH PORN!!! A whole shitload of other gorey twisted flicks. AND OH, I'M SO SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THE MATRIX WAS TOTAL SHIT... ALL 90 OF THEM OR HOWEVER MANY THEY SEEK FURTHER TO CAPITALIZE ON... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I don't fucking watch TV because it sucks your soul out through your asshole and convinces you to eat your own fucking waste. I do watch a few favs on DVD like Zim, Family Guy and Beavis and Butthead. GENERALLY I DIG ON CARTOONS THAT HAVE SOMETHING SUBVERSIVE HIDDEN WITHIN THEM.

Books:

Donald Tyson's translation of the NECRONOMICON: "the Wanderings of Alhazred", The New Magus, Satanic Bible, Satanic Rituals, Satanic Witch, Devil's Notebook, Shakespeare, De Sade, Flowers on the Razorwire, The Comical Tragedy or Tragical Comedy of Mr. Punch, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates (I know he didn't write it down... Plato did... so how can we know how much is from the teacher and how much belongs to the student? The requirements of the early Greek Philosophers was that their students have impeccable memories because conversation and debate are spontaneous acts), Demon Sex, Sex Macabre, Story of O,Venus In Furs, ANYTHING BY JHONEN VASQUEZ OR ROMAN DIRGE, I'm currently writing a book entitled: "1,755 WAYS TO KILL AN EMO FUCK THAT CAN'T STAY OUT OF YOUR BUSINESS" I also read a fucking ton of other shit.

Heroes:

I don't have heroes because eventually they fucking let you down just like god will always manage to. Don't follow... always lead. GOD IS A PANSY BITCH ANYWAY. I DO HAVE AN IDOL AND THAT WOULD BE MICKEY ROURKE. THAT MUTHA FUCKA IS A BADASS. I WISH I COULD'VE SEEN ONE OF HIS MATCHES WHEN HE WAS BOXING. ISN'T IT IRONIC THAT HE SUFFERED A SIMILAR FATE AS WHEN HE STARRED IN "JHONNY HANDSOME"?

My Blog

DID GERMANY PROVIDE VX GAS TO IRAQ TO POISON THE KURDS??????????????

During the 1980s many of you may not remember that Iraq was engaged in war with the Iranians. Allegedly Iraq bombed Iran with VX gas. Many suffered. Many Died. Iran had only conventional weapons. ...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST

the Laughter is Amplified...

Well I was right about the BS with my X. She finally responded but only when I said that I was willing to give her more money for this, that and the other in exchange for the pictures (photographs) o...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

HERE IT IS>>> VIDY WELL LITTLE BROTHERS AND SIS's AND LISTEN WELLLLLLLLLLL>>>>>>>>.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqOWBLugj9E
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST

"I'm Laughing... It's funny..." Talkin' Shit again.

Following... BTW: YOU'RE A "NEW" READER.Deep Six-ed Fuckers!!!He was a plug-ugly son of a bitchWith a fist where most folks get to faceHe was a plug-ugly son of a bitchWith a fist where most folks get...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

I'm this THING....

... that just is. I am, what is. Everything I see is a part of me. I am the star of my life, my movie. When something happens it happens. If it doesn't; Oh-Fucking-Well. I'm not complaining. I...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

The "Views" Mount... but the responses are mute...

Yes... You know what I'm saying, no? Or, shall I verse to those that do not know... that they know nothing!Happy is the man who simply passes by.Need I explain?Love,J....
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Meine Xe Der Poser! Ya?!

None as in (No-ne) Romantica ayi!... My Ex... claimed roots in ancient punk... but she hated all the old punk. My Ex claimed roots in the origins of industrial and claimed that she loved (for instan...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:15:00 PST

A New World Order.... Ordo Anarchia!

You're sitting and reading the news GNN, or some such... You're reading the novels that tell you of deep things and secrets that were here-to-fore unknown. You believe them. And why shouldn't you? ...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

I spoke to my Father the other day...

... for the first time in several months. I told him about my life, what I was doing and what I was working on. He told me about his. Then I began blurting out some awful things about my ex-whore.....
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Some stupid quiz I took.

You've Experienced 80% of LifeYou have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get.And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years.How Much Life Experience ...
Posted by Rubio Concreto on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST