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~~ OMG TOTAL HEAVEN SET~~ MMX Masters Series Diamond Burst/Emerald Fade *all black hardware - 22x18 bass drum x 2 - 8x7 tom - 10x8 tom - 12x9 tom - 14x12 tom - 16x16 floor tom - 18x16 floor tom - 14x6.5 snare drum - DR503 drum rack - DR501 front bar - RJ50 mini-expansion bar - PC50 pipe clamps x12 - CH88 cymbal holders x 8 - CH80 cymbal holders x 8 - CH88L cymbal holder - TH88 tom holder - TH88S tom holders x 5 - H2000 hi-hat stand - D150 Roadster throne - S2000 snare stand - P2000C drum pedals x 2 - Easton AHEAD Sticks - Remo Heads - Pearl Eliminator Pedals Cymbals - All White with a tribal S - Paiste Rude 14" Crash/Ride - Paiste Rude 14" Hi-Hats - Paiste Rude 16" Crash/Ride - Paiste Rude 18" Crash/Ride - Paiste Rude 10" Splash (Inverted) - Paiste Rude 20" Power Ride - Paiste Rude 20" China - Paiste Rude 20" Ride/CrashYES YES YES JUST LIKE JOEY JORDISON ^_^

I'd like to meet:

JOEY JORDISON FUCK YEAH!!!! I WANT TO MEET ALL THE SICK PERVERTED MINDED GORE FANATIC PREP HATING MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE DONT BE A PUNK BITCH AND HIT ME UP I WANT THE SICK THE TWISTED AND THE INSANE TO BE MY FRIENDS I DONT WANT ANY FAGGOTS WHO ARE GONNA BE IGNORING ME I DONT WANT ANY FAGGOTS WHO ARE GONNA ADD ME FOR THE NUMBER AND I ESPECIALLY DONT WANT ANY FAGGOTS WHO WILL GO AND BACKSTAB ME !!!pEdAlZ iS iN HiT mE uP mAgGoTs

Music:

gosh im so conceited i love the way i look in black and white and my eyes omg my eyes, lol !!! comment my profile and pics, you fucking maggots!!I LOVE JOEY JORDISON Full name: Nathan Jonas Jordison Date of Birth: 26th April, 1975, Born and raised in Des Moines, Iowa Plays: Drums (and Guitar!) Height: 5"5 Status: Single Wears: His mask is a white japanese expressionless kabuki mask, now painted with black scars and fake Blood. He has long black hair with vivid red-steaks. He's the most talkative member of the group He is also the creator of the tribal S symbol for the band. Joey is Known for being one of the fastest drummers in metal history. He was one of the original members of Slipknot, and drummed for MFKR Rip's off the arms and legs of his suit, because its easier to drum. He's talkitive, diminutive, and just really down to earth. He writes a lot of their songs, including Scissors. He mixed the self titled album. He created the term "Maggot" for a slipknot fan... Doesn't do drugs First Record Ever Bought: 'Kiss Alive' Musical Heroes: Fantomas, KISS, Slayer, Venom, Mercyful fate, Misfits, Mike Patton,Melvins. The First concert he ever saw was Kiss on the "Asylum" tour BAND WOULD MOST LIKE TO TOUR WITH: the Melvins. Is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac...actually he listens to Fleetwood Mac every night before going to sleep Joey's first job was as sales associate at a retail record store in West Des Moines. Before Slipknot, Joey played in a band called Modifidious with Craig. When asked to describe himself in three words, he replied: "Introvert, quiet and attentive", yet others say he is quite talkitive... In his opinion, Black Sabbath was the most heavy metal band ever. Hobbies: "It is pretty much covered by music 24/7. Aside from that, maybe video games, sleeping and sex" Bands played/plays in: "Anal Blast","Modifidious", "The Rejects"Joey worked at a record store called "Music Land" and a gas station called "Sinclair's" he worked at the garage 4 nights a week for 10 hours after being tempted by a friend to get a job there. Joey likes to wear a black hood that says on it "Little People Kill People". The Tribal "S" that is now the slipknot logo, was originally drawn by Joey, Joey also drew the main Slipknot logo, and the big "K" and "T" may come from the fact that at that time he was a HUGE KoRn fan.

Movies:

JOHN WATERS IS THE SHIT!!! ~JOHN WATERS~ is my favorite director, he's made several badass ronchy films ha ha which makes life soo sweet, whenever i'm down i just watch his films, i'm a huge fan of him!!!Growing up in Baltimore in the 1950s, John Waters was not like other children; he was obsessed by violence and gore, both real and on the screen. With his weird counter-culture friends as his cast, he began making silent 8mm and 16mm films in the mid-'60s; he screened these in rented Baltimore church halls to underground audiences drawn by word of mouth and street leafleting campaigns. As his filmmaking grew more polished and his subject matter more shocking, his audiences grew bigger, and his write-ups in the Baltimore papers more outraged. By the early 1970s he was making features, which he managed to get shown in midnight screenings in art cinemas by sheer perseverance. Success came when Pink Flamingos (1972) - a deliberate exercise in ultra-bad taste - took off in 1973, helped no doubt by lead actor Divine's infamous dog-crap eating scene.Waters continued to make low-budget shocking movies with his Dreamland repertory company until Hollywood crossover success came with Hairspray (1988) in 1987, and although his movies nowadays might now appear cleaned up and professional, they retain Waters' playfulness, and reflect his lifelong obsessions.Growing up in Baltimore in the 1950s, John Waters was not like other children; he was obsessed by violence and gore, both real and on the screen. With his weird counter-culture friends as his cast, he began making silent 8mm and 16mm films in the mid-'60s; he screened these in rented Baltimore church halls to underground audiences drawn by word of mouth and street leafleting campaigns. As his filmmaking grew more polished and his subject matter more shocking, his audiences grew bigger, and his write-ups in the Baltimore papers more outraged. By the early 1970s he was making features, which he managed to get shown in midnight screenings in art cinemas by sheer perseverance. Success came when Pink Flamingos (1972) - a deliberate exercise in ultra-bad taste - took off in 1973, helped no doubt by lead actor Divine's infamous dog-crap eating scene. FILMOGRAPHYA Dirty ShameCecil B. DementedPeckerSerial MomCry BabyHairsprayPolyesterDesperate LivingFemale TroublePink FlamingosMultiple ManiacsMondo TrashoThe Diane Linkletter StoryEat Your MakeupRoman CandlesHag In A Black Leather JacketRELATED FILMS:That Man: Peter BerlinSeed of ChuckyThe CockettesPie in the SkyDivine Trash & In Bad TasteLove Letter To EdieSweet and LowdownForever HollywoodThe SimpsonsAnthemHomer & EddieSomething WildDivine Waters Take the quiz:
Are you major SlipKnot or are you all fake?

Majpr SlipKnot
You are good. You should be in the band. You know more then anyone thinks you know. You rock and that is good. I don't think there is one thing you don't know.
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Which member of SLipKnoT are you?

Joey Jordison
Your really small but upbeat and layed back. when you need to move though you are powerful and destructive! you love black metal and death metal! and your an amazing drummer
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Television:

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