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It's Sinatra's world.....she just lives here.....

About Me


The name is Klown...James Klown...wait, that don't work.
This is my Myspace page....scary isn't it?...
I play drums for the post hardcore/experimental group PARANOIA AGENT..Myspace page and sounds coming soon...No, I'm not INDIAN. I'm a black dude with STRAIGHTENED HAIR. DEAL WITH IT."Yeah, I know I got straight hair,
and I know you don't.
And tonite I'll be with a girl,
and I know you won't." - Katt Williams

I AM AFRO PUNK. Nuff said...
Hardcore shows are fun. Learn and practice these steps:
WINDMILL
2-STEP
SPINNING BACK KICK
HEADWALKING
ONE ARM CARTWHEEL
OFF STAGE FRONT FLIP
Only then will you defeat the Invisible Hardcore Ninja...
I ♥...
MUSIC..
My iPod..
My car..
My family..
My friends..
My girlfriend Mika (The Meekster, Mikachu, Mikaboo..♥)..
My band..
My hair..
THE DEFTONES...
I HATE...
Beets..
Corporate America..
CONSERVATIVES..
Centipedes..
Extra Terrestrials (Greys)..
Chick Flicks..
Tapioca Pudding..
Bad American voice dubbing..
Drugs...
I like Batman, but I like The Joker more....
I'm always hungry...gimme some FOOD!!...
One day I will visit:
Reyjavik, Iceland
London, England
Tokyo, Japan
Cairo, Egypt
Montreal, Canada...
I wanted to visit Amsterdam, but then I saw The Hostel...now I don't wanna...
Need some relationship advice? Myspace.com/askthatklown...
LIVE AND LOVE. LIVE THROUGH YOUR ART, LOVE THROUGH YOUR HEART (that was emo as shit.)...
Thanx for checkin' out my page. Good day sir...
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My Interests

Your phobia of evil clowns is my obsession with them.

MY GEAR:

OTHER STUFF:
Card throwing
Juggling
Anime & Manga
HARDCORE SHOWS
Guitar Hero
Knives
Weight lifting
My iPod and other gadgets
MTV reality shows
comics & action figures
skateboarding culture
comedy, acting, improv & impressions
body art
pizza in the morning and cereal at night
bowling
Basically anything that has to do with art and being an artist.
Other than that, I like hanging out with my friends and chillin' with this girl:

♥MIKA IS MY EVERYTHING...
I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD♥

I'd like to meet:


CHRIS ADLER - LAMB OF GOD

MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN - TOOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE, PUSCIFIER

TOMAS HAAKE - MESHUGGAH

CHINO MORENO - DEFTONES, TEAM SLEEP

Music:

MUSIC is EVERYTHING.
NOISE:
THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
Leng T'Che
Jesu
Nights Like These
DESPISED ICON
The Bled
NORMA JEAN
THE HANDSHAKE MURDERS
Scarlet
NILE
HE IS LEGEND
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
Spitfire
ALL ELSE FAILED
God Forbid
Mastodon
CONVERGE
A Life Once Lost
THE ACACIA STRAIN
Misery Signals
I Killed the Prom Queen
Figure Four
Drowningman
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Gentleman Homicide
Fear Before the March of Flames
Old Man Gloom
The Jonbenet
Bodies in the Gears of the Aparatus
PIG DESTROYER
Ed Gein
Glass Casket
The Red Chord
FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW
DEAD WATER DROWNING
Haste the Day
ION DISSONANCE
Martyr A.D.
Will Haven
BOTCH
Symphony in Peril
With All Sincerity
It Dies Today
BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED
Burst
Coalesce
As I Lay Dying
EVERY TIME I DIE
Nasum
Napalm Death
MESHUGGAH
Twelve Guage Valentine
7 Angels 7 Plagues
Vanna
Breather Resist
TRAINING FOR UTOPIA
Nora
THE CHARIOT
I dunno, anything aggressive, thrashy, and poetic
EMO/SCREAMO:
Emery
The Evan Anthem
Coheed and Cambria
Thursday
Armor for Sleep
SAOSIN
Chiodos
Under0ath
Copeland
Beloved (US)
Further Seems Forever
This Day Forward
Anberlin
Dead Poetic
Mae
Elliott
Sunny Day Real Estate
Early November
mewithoutYou
PUNK/Early Hardcore:
Sex Pistols
NOFX
Union 13
The Germs
Rancid
The Wipers
The Clash
DOA
BAD BRAINS
Black Flag
Minor Threat
SOFT ROCK/EXPERIMENTAL/GIRLIE:
CIRCA SURVIVE
Bjork
Sigur Ros
Coldplay
Eisley
Keane
The Cure
Amiina
Snow Patrol
Bush
Air
Sarah MacLauglin
Radiohead
The Sundays
Emiliana Torreni
ROCK & EVERYTHING ELSE:
HIM
cKy
Dredg
Bloc Party
Nirvana
Dinosaur Jr.
The Mars Volta
Frank Sinatra
Glassjaw
A Perfect Circle
Dungen
Our Lady Peace
Soundgarden
Cold
Stabbing Westward
Interpol
Incubus
Green Jelly
On The Might of Princes
Killers
Pearl Jam
Flyleaf
Army of Anyone
Tool
Filter
THE WHO
NIN
STP
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Veils
The Thrills
Hole
The Almost
Foo Fighters
Alice in Chains
Beck
System of a Down
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Movies:

If life's a movie, I didn't get a choice to star in it.
Someone just grabbed me off the street and told me I was in it,
and there was nothing I could do or say about it.
British mob flicks
Music films and Rockumentaries
Martial Arts movies
Drug movies
Weird cult classics
Horror flicks
Tokyo Shock
RENT THESE FLICKS!

Television:

I just moved outta my parents house, and my room doesn't have cable yet, so I actually haven't watched TV in quite some time.

Books:

The last few books I've actually COMPLETED:
Layer Cake by J.J. Connolly
Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
I'm also currently reading The Bible. Check out the New Testament, it's pretty interesting, I swear.
I usually read more magazines than books:
Maxim
Black Men
Alternative Press
Slap
AMP
Outburn
NewType
Transworld Skateboarding
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

JESUS CHRIST
FRANK SINATRA
LARS ULRICH - METALLICA
DAVE GROHL - FOO FIGHTERS, NIRVANA, and like 1,000 other bands
DANNY CAREY - TOOL
ABE CUNNINGHAM - DEFTONES
GREG PUCIATO - THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN

My Blog

you’re not hardcore unless ya live hardcore!!

Picture the scene there.  Monday, March 17th.  Feelin’ good, hangin’ with good friends.  Decided to hit up Club Sonar for the Victory Records tour.  Good bands playin&r...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

I’m gone like Donkey Kong

First off, much hardcore love to everyone who sent me a message about me moving out and commented on my "tub pic".  Sadly, only ONE of you knew I got that idea from the KIDS movie.  Y'all ne...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Song’s called Kissing Without Kissing

Exactly which part of this don't you get?  The rolling eyes or the pulse that skips.  Back in time, I used to use that rope for planned escapes, now I could hang myself.  You can't cont...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

Enough of the bullshit dude...

I'm tired of being skinny.  It's crampin' my style for real.I'm put together my diet plan to eat more and gain muscle, I got my food diary ready, and pretty soon I'll be up in the gym.A lot of yo...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

My love for all that is evil....

An epiphany.One day when I'm old and grey, hopefully I'll be entertaining my grandkids or something, and the question will come up about why our generation was so violent, or more importantly why this...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:48:00 PST

Heavy music: My therapy

Dude, I fucking LOVE heavy music.  Metal, Hardcore, Metalcore, Grind, Thrash, Death, whatever, I LOVE it.  Granted, I listen to a lot of stuff, and not all of it is heavy.  Some of...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:19:00 PST

Here’s Blood In Your Eye

A mustache like the devil with a pompadour like the king...  Ten ring ballroom, loud as fuck.  Glass Joe could punch like the wind blows.  Rhinestones on his belt and a coffin on his ro...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:13:00 PST

Kinda Feels Like Being Side-swiped by a Bus Every Weekend

Every night you're see-thru.  Locking eyes on fortune.  Abandon that Cover-Girl smile.  Advance, you're not on trial.  Every night, lines lead to you.  Stalking eyes to hunt y...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

Turkey was da bomb, stuffin was da bombay, but that mac n cheez was HITTIN!!

So I hope everyone out there had an awesome Thanksgiving.  I know I did.  Plenty of good food, and y'all know I like to eat.  I pigged out, even got my coveted turkey drumstick that I u...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:47:00 PST

Well....that was relatively painless

So this morning I told Dad about my little tire mishap, and he called up a friend who suggested a good junk yard to go to.  No sense paying for a brand new tire AND a brand new rim on a fuckin' l...
Posted by ♠K L 0 W N♠ on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST