Pumpkins Squashes and Gaurds, my sisters and one of my brothers, dance, learning the harp my grampa made me, travel, exotic gatherings, Burning Man, conspiracy theories, finding out how unusual this earth and galaxy is, the Circus, music that touches and moves the spirit, Yoga, dreaming, healing arts, french accents, film, chocolate, performance art, writing, Lord of the Rings, raw food, earth, air, water, fire, hemp, freedom, peace, love, full moons, sunrise, sunset, firedancing, massages, travelling, beaches, jungles, talking to squirrels, wine, 80's music, unusual pets, big belly laughs, fountains, aromatherapy, white writing on black paper, falling in love, staying in love, aliens, ghosts, mystical creatures, discovering the world thanks to the internet, sleeping under the stars and moon, washing my feet before bed, the ocean, movies, music, seranades at my doorstep, the art of being silly, nicknames, decorating, stones & crystals, people with 2 different colored eyes, climbing trees, the unusual, a baby's gaze, costumes, snow, a good night's sleep, good dreams that stay with you throughout the day, photo series, colorful pants, stickers, top hats, lightening and thunderstorms, the fan blowing on me on a hot day, the chorus of frogs and crickets, hot springs...and more...
I'd like to meet:
please note:I AM NOT HERE FOR DATING!! Please do not send me a "hi want to chat?" email because I will most likely ignore you...especially if you are wearing a baseball hat or are naked. Both are equally creepy. If you want a date go to match.com or a bar. But don't go to a nudist beach, the reason most of them are mainly men is becuase they think it's the place to go to hit on women. That's uber-creepy.
Other than that, I don't know how to answer that to be honest. I'll know when I reach out to them. But I get a lot of requests from people with about 20000 friends, literally. I don't have time to weed through that many pages to find out how I know you...if I know you at all...so send me a message or I will deny you. On to who I want to meet...I know my dream is to meet Drew Barrymore...something about her touches me. I have met most of the Arquettes and want them all to adopt me. I would be proud to say I am an Arquette (wiping tear off my face) I would say Christopher Walken would be amazing to meet...he even was in a movie with Anne Heche who played a call girl named Johanna...I had that was on my pager voice mail (back in the days) for a while..."you're a class act, a corporate player...what is it...Joanna...Johanna with an H?" he said in one scene...I have a huge crush on David Arquette...god he camped right next to me on my birthday at burning man with my other idol...Paul Reubens...WHY did I not catch that? What a fucking birthday gift that would have been I could have died right then my life would have been complete and I am not a person who gets excited easily about meeting up with someone trust you me...I also have a crush on Eric Balflour, Dermot Mulroney, JH (he is just as weird looking and hot and well known but since I dated you I can't use your name) and Joaquin Pheonix...and I always love to meet a foodie...and if you are a foodie who cooks even better...
MLK day is coming up...I actually have been reading up on him and he is fascinating...and of course the usual folks like Ghandi and Marriane Williamson...the Dalai Lama is one person I am very excited to meet...I have an invitation to his private home in southern California (yes he mainly resides there in the woods!) I am sooo looking forward to that...
I would also like to meet Jesus...not because I am christian (far from it) but I need to get the correct information from him becuase I think all this bible stuff is over-translated and over-written gossip. I think he was an alien. Speaking of...I also want to meet an alien before I die. I think they look at us as we look at monkeys. Got some intelligence there, but not as much. I mean...come on...George Fucking Bush? Twice?
I for sure want to meet Cesar Millan and Edward Nortan...they are the Ghandi's of today...And as far as anyone else reading this...I don't know if I want to meet you. Maybe I do.
Movies:
I have 400 movies...and am a bit of a movie buff so I am going to slowly add to this list I dont have time to do this all at once so bear with me here...if anyone even cares in the first place...ok here goes...50 First Dates (I cried the first time I saw it), BORAT!, BATMAN FOREVER! TAKE THE LEAD! STEP UP!
John Hughes classics such as Pretty in Pink (love you Duckie with all my heart and soul), Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles...Cheesie and sometimes just plain bad yet funny movies that I love are: Once Bitten (I was the very first Jim Carrey fan), Hot Dog! the movie, Porkys, Up the Creek (my grampa was in it), Just One of the Guys, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, He's my Girl, The Last American Virgin, Grease 2, Back to the Beach (can you do the Jamaica twist?)Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo (it is really good actually and oom da da is still a club favorite song), Casual Sex, any movie I have been in practically has been pretty cheesy and weird...ok on to musicals and such: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tommy, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rock 'N Roll High School, Wizard of Oz, Hair, Pink Floyds The Wall, Back to the Beach again haha....ok enough of that...next are..Labrynth, Legend, The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystle, Vanilla Sky "the little things, there is nothing bigger isn't it?", Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Lolita 1962, anything JH dies in and a few he lives in, Boxing Helena, Phantom of the Opera 2004, Circle of Friends, American Beauty,Jackass Number 1 and 2, Donnie Darco, The Butterfly Affect, Venus Beauty Institute, Asassins (god I LOVE ANTONIO! But whyyy Melanie???),Amelie, Dark City, anything Johnny Depp and/or Tim Burton (I worship you both!) The Player, Contact, Crouching Tiger Hiden Dragon, Bitter Moon, Cry Baby, Dracula 1979 (I used to masturbate to Frank Langella damm he was HOT in that movie), Baraka, Microcosmos, 9 1/2 Weeks, Sirens, Godfather 1 and 2 (3 sucked ass), Heavenly Creatures, Freaks, Bound, True Romance, Animal House, The People vs Larry Flynt, Natural Born Killers, Ocean's 11 and 12, Kill Bill, Clueless, Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo, Polish Wedding, So I Married an Ax Murderer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Linguini Incident, Cafe Flesh (classic porno), Little Buddha, River's Edge, Saturday the 14th, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Being John Malcovich (I can't get enough of that film), Big Trouble in Little China, E.T., My Date with Drew, The Trip, Whale Rider, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunian (I can never get sick of that flick), all Lord of the Rings of course, The Last Unicorn, Clockwatchers, Office Space, Blow, Boogie Nights, One Hour Photo, Young Frankstein (I grew up with this one), War of the Roses, Trainspotting, Basic instinct, The Blue Lagoon, Blaserunner, Walk the Line, Waking Ned Devine, The Cooler, it's funny to see JH die so much so I get a kick out of seeing you, sweets, what else...ooh...Beaches, Dusk 'till Dawn...more to come...
Television:
Anything by HBO (and I love you guys who are on them you know who you are),Friends because I love the asthetics and Pheobe is the best character ever, Extreme makeover makes me cry! Anything on the History Channel and the Discovery Channel...X-Files...Twin Peaks....VH1 Celeb Reality shows (admit it you love them too)...The Muppet Show...YOu Can't Do That On Television (I am the original fan of getting slimed)...Sex and the City...Absolutely Fabulous...The Electric Company...Ellen Degenerous is fucking kick-ass...and I just got into Dirt...that show really pushes it to the limits, I LOVE it! I still am a fan of Degrassi Junior High...all I can think of at the moment...I don't watch too much TV...just movies mainly...ooh here's a new afterthought...I am actually enjoying Miami Vice and Magnum P.I. They are so damm cheesy and bad it's entertaining...oh my god did anyone actually take those shows seriously ever? Anything late 70's early 80's are hysterical!
Books:
I have a million...
