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whitey claps on 1 and 3

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About Me

just a guy.

My Interests

You interest me. No, really. You do.

I'd like to meet:

St. Hubbins, the patron saint of affordable footwear.

Music:

Dead Meadow, Art Brut, Seafood, Tristessa, Ambulance LTD, The Features, Mastodon, Don Caballero, The Elected, Belle and Sebastien, Lou Reid, Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo, Iggy Pop, Ani diFranco, Sleater-KinneyDenali, Quasi, Fugazi, Dismemberment Plan, Jets to Brazil, Mates of State, Jawbreaker, New Idea Society, Neutral Milk Hotel, Interpol, One Line Drawing, Built to Spill, Saves the Day, Refused, Sunny Day Real Estate, Magnetic Fields, Dresden Dolls, White Stripes, Detachment Kit, Placebo, Postal Service, Q and Not U, Appleseed Cast, The Faint, Engine Down, Pantera, The Noqtwist, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alkaline Trio, Guided by Voices, Sabbath, Grand Funk Railroad. Off the top of my head. Oh, and Pen Cap Chew, before they changed their name, sold out, then French kissed the Mossberg and took the rest of that beautiful genre with them.

Movies:

Last Days of Disco, Kicking and Screaming, Barcelona, Refused.

Television:

killed the radio star

Books:

What A Way To Go: 69 ways of putting someone to death, Void Moon, Farenheit 451, The Stand, Fargo Rock City, A Dangerous Man, Get In The Van, Breakfast of Champions, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Fear and Loathing, The Killer Angels, The Working Drummer, Mozart, How I Machine Gunned A Roomful of Record Industry Executives, Rock Star Babylon, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Animal Farm, 1984, Book of Job, Advanced Massage Techniques Vol II, The Chocolate Wars, The Bumblebee Flies Anyway, The Screwtape Letters, Red Badge of Courage, Stonewall Jackson, The Great Little Madison

Heroes:

Maxwell Demon, Kurt Wylde, Biff Loman, Biff Tannen, The Thin White Duke, Hiram Maxim, Sam Colt, John Garand, George Pickett, Boxcar Willie, Ray Kroc, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Dale Grover, Juan Valdez, Jose Quervo, the 13-year old kid at Guitar Center who's been playing for 2 weeks