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Erik Sadford

Through with being cool.

About Me

Having fallen from grace after losing a role in the failed Broadway play, Chips 2000, this once tormented genius has remained eerily silent.

My Interests

Petty, pretty things. Irony.

I'd like to meet:

When I first met you, didn't realize I can't forget you, for your surprise you introduced me, to my mind And left me wanting, you and your kind

Music:

Listening to some oldies, some newbies: Adrian Belew-Side One. Leonard Cohen-Various Positions. Leonard Cohen-I'm Your Man soundtrack. Love Spirals Downwards-Idylls. Nina Simone-Wild is the Wind. Nick Cave-The Good Son. Wes Montgomery-Boss Guitar. Chavez-Better Days Will Haunt You. The Boo Radleys-Everything's Alright Forever. Clinic. Thin Lizzy-Bad Reputation. This Mortal Coil-It'll End in Tears. Queen-Jazz. Mazzy Star-She Hangs Brightly. Massive Attack-Mezzanine. Paul McCartney & Wings-Band on the Run. Tom Waits-Alice. Neil Young-Year of the Horse. Esthero-Breath From Another. Elliot Smith-Figure 8. Spacemen 3-The Perfect Prescription.

Movies:

If only some woman would sing this song about me.

Television:

Porn. I'm sorry, folks. Not about the porn. But about any hint of elitist condescension towards the Internet porn generation. I'm sort of a traditionalist, I must say. A real indie pornster. Kids these days...just don't know how good they have it. Back in my day...the things I would have to do to satisfy my hermaphrodite midget fetish. And the film quality...what the fuck up is with all this high definition super-fine "deep-sea-Jacque Cousteau" style snatch shots? Back in my day, we got appetizers and had our imaginations fill in the rest. The slight exposure of the areola, the shadows of jiggling body parts, the lustful reflection of each other's nude, sweaty, hairy body in each other's anticipating eyes...it was enough to send me to porno heaven. Seriously, people need a few pubes here and there! Do you really have to shave EVERYTHING? I mean for crying out loud. That's like going to the petting zoo to observe the miracle of the goat's shapely figure. I mean come on...it's all about the fur, and feeding it peanuts and breadcrumbs and hay and stuff. God, I miss the 70's.

Books:

What They Don't Want You to Know.In order to understand The Leftist Overthrow of America you need to realize that everything is controlled by The Nation of Islam made up of Chinese Jews with help from a buncha raggedy orphans. The conspiracy first started during my first lay in a public bathroom at The Black Cat Rock and Roll Club in Washington D.C. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Reagan assassination attempt and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by coffee stains on their teeth and nicotine stains on their fingers.They want to castrate members of "Republicans Against Ben and Jerry's" and imprison resisters in Freedom, Texas using them shoes that's got wheels on 'em.In order to prepare for this, we all must nip them Commie Chinko Jews in the bud. Since the media is exclusively controlled by Hillary Clinton we should get our information from my God-fearin' gun-totin' Pa.

My Blog

The Onion wins again.

You Are The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Who Will Sleep With MeBy Phil BabcockMarch 3, 2004 | Issue 40"09Darling, I love you. You are truly the most amazing woman I'll ever lay my hands on. Coul...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

The coordinator class

Every once in a while I'll go on these political tirades with my blogs. I generally don't because I think that feeling hope for humanity pertaining to my high ideals is a fruitless effort. I don't m...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

Well at least I'll save a few bucks...

WT Fuck? It's official...American music sucks. Europe gets the best festivals. This year it's the Primavera Sount Festival in Barcelona. The Pumpkins, Bad Brains, Spiritualized, Patti Smith, Barry...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

My Smashing Pumpkins dream

I had a Smashing Pumpkins dream last nightBilly Corgan was going around in some dramatic costume trying to get D'arcy and James back in on the reunion. He was very vampire-esque looking. He kinda lo...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Hell or Perfection? Hmmm....

He who binds to himself a joyDoth the winged life destroy;But he who kisses the joy as it fliesLives in Eternity's sunrise.-William Blake...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

This may sound unpopular

Audrey Hepburn can kiss my ass. James Dean too. Marlon Brando makes the cut though.
Posted by Erik on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

Children of the Cheese Danish

So I was at the Atlanta Bread Company in tiny mall parking lot X inside the belly of the much larger mall parking lot that is described as Northern Virginia, and I order my usual "Bowl o' Soup." ...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

A Hipster Haiku

I stole this from the book Hipster Haiku.  My sardonic witDoesn't translate in e-mailThat's why I'm alone
Posted by Erik on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

I'm having a moment

Well, there's no one to tell this to in person in the privacy of my own room, so I'll tell the general public.  Tom Waits' music is so sad it is surreal.  I actually feel like I'm on my deat...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

My Top 10 albums of 2006

OK, so the rules being no re-releases, live albums, and so on and so forth, I come to 10 albums I liked that came from this last year.   Yes I am aware of Scott Walker's album and Tom Waits'...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST