The Hound of Love

THE SWITCHBLADE COMB...THE ONLY COMB YOU"LL NEVER PART WITH!This incredible ingenious gizmo has been around forever but never ceases to amaze anyone who sees it! The switchblade comb has a button on the handle and when you push it the comb flies out faster than diarrhea from eatting at Taco Bell! It even has a safety lock so it dosen't accidently go off in your pocket giveing your love puppy a whack causing your future children to be born with black eyes! Yes you need this comb just because it makes you look cool around the chicks! With this comb you'll find yourself saying witty clever little diddies that WILL TURN WOMAN OOONNN! Example: "Hey baby, if you push the right button you will see 6 inches of a head stimulator spring into action!" Hold the comb up and let her hit the button...the springing action never ceases to arouse interest. If your butt ugly forget about the woman and just buy the comb because you like it and can afford it. I can't promise you the comb will change your life but if your lucky to have some hair to comb why not do it with finess! Don't take it to the airport because no matter how cute you think it is..they think it's cuter and they will beat the living snot out of you just to get it. Now you know why the security people go over you with a fine tooth comb...but it's nothing to pull hairs over. Please remember this is a cool comb for your cool head...it is not a butt comb, armpit straightener or for picking gunk from fungus infected toenails...this is the coolest comb on the planet and should always remain in the back pocket untill that special moment. Like coming out of a portapottie after a hair upsetting performance of balancing on the edge with slippery sneakers on only to find out the guy before used up all the toilet paper. Comb your hair and no one will see the stress you just faced. You see how handy this comb is? Can you see the potential here? Work with me dude....Bottom line in case you haven't guessed by now...buy this cool looking comb..hell buy two or I'm sending my sister over to wholop the bejesus out of you. She'll mess your hair up so bad, no comb will straighten the snarl..if that don't work I'm sending my mother-n-law over next. Holy Cr*p, I'm ramblin like my father again...Happy Bidding! Please feel free to bid up to a thousand dollars...your bidding on a comb so part with your money!LOVE MR. CORK