my mom and the measuring tape |
After a night of carousing with some friends I came home and ate in the manner of a lower-order predatory animal, you know, with a blank affect and mouth slightly agape or maybe like a zombie, wh...
Posted by put your fingers in and move them around on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST |
ew boston had a jock strap on |
i scampered up the east coast this past halloween weekend to see some friends...namely a mr eric shaw...shit was tight..(don't know how to make an intro into such an event)--so a friend and i were on ...
Posted by put your fingers in and move them around on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
shit, piss and jellybeans |
some friends and i happened to bring up shit bags yesterday(calostomy..i don't know how to spell) but anyway when things aren't right down there and one has to shit and piss into a bag. it was brought...
Posted by put your fingers in and move them around on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
connotations of hester |
back in the early days hester was merely my last name...then things happened and hester lept into the lexicon of my friends. it became this thing, this ambiguous thing. hester has turned into my first...
Posted by put your fingers in and move them around on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
daddy's dream crotch |
i was sitting naked in my kitchen reading late last night...yes jay i was reading and not fucking a sailor tied to my bed.....and i started thinking...not of anything important or substantial...just s...
Posted by put your fingers in and move them around on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
