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Breann

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have an unhealthy obsession with celebrity gossip. Especially if it involves Angelina Jolie. I was so excited when i heard she gave birth... almost as excited as i would be if a really good friend gave birth. Almost. Not quite though.

My Interests

World of Warcraft (come on you damn purples...), Babette (my '06 2.0T Jetta), trying to get in my 8 glasses of water daily, liberal politics, history (especially war history, especially civil war history), trying to pass myself off as "cool" and failing miserably, napping/sleeping, my Norwegian heritage, my cat Salem, thinking up my next tattoos, crosswords and sudoku every morning, French food/culture/people, Canada.

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie and now Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Jon Stewart, Alan Cumming, Natalie Portman, Morrissey.

Music:

Morrissey, Smiths, Nirvana, Elton John, Belle and Sebastian, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Rufus Wainwright, Elliott Smith, Magnetic Fields, Beatles, Pixies, Faint, Death Cab for Cutie, Dresden Dolls, classic Madonna, ABBA, NIN, Fionna Apple, Badly Drawn Boy, Placebo, all Classical and i will whore myself out to local bands The Alphabetical Order and Albatross. I kinda have to.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Amelie, The Secret of NIMH, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Death to Smoochy, Dumb and Dumber, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Beauty and the Beast, Pride and Prejudice (BBC version), My Cousin Vinny, Eternal Sunshine, Casablanca, Alice in Wonderland, all Star Treks, Raising Arizona, Office Space, horror flicks (the good and the bad alike), Princess Bride, Almost Famous, Grosse Point Blank, Star Wars Trilogy, Velvet Goldmine.

Television:

LOST, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dead Like Me, Greg the Bunny, The Simpsons, FUTURAMA, THE DAILY SHOW, The X-Files, VH1 "I love the 80s", Scrubs, anything on Animal Planet, Discovery Health and The History Channel. I will watch marathons of The First 48 on A&E and be terrified to go to bed in my own home. I'm also addicted to The Real World, The Surreal Life, Flava of Love, I Love New York, Rock of Love and AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL. To sum up: I love TV.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, All Jane Austen novels, Lord of the Rings, The Once and Future King, The Killer Angels, Catch-22, Animal Farm, America: The Book

Heroes:

Morrissey - without whom i would prolly be dead, John Lennon, Jon Stewart, my Daddy and Jebus

My Blog

The News is really pissing me off today...

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/22/national/22dakota.html?ex= 1141275600&en=43381b0275654a9e&ei=5070&emc=eta1   Even though just on principle i hate this... look at the picture of the g...
Posted by Breann on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

(Semi) Famous Quote List

I just found this on my computer and thought i'd put up a few... these are quotes memorable to me, and well, the people involved, from my college years.  I'll explain some, while others will need...
Posted by Breann on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:58:00 PST

Finally... someone said it eloquently and in plain English.

I have been saying this for years!  "Intelligent Design" is NOT science and so should not be taught in a science class.  Jesus Christ people... seriously....  I took a semester course i...
Posted by Breann on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:33:00 PST

Does anyone know a somewhat cool, clean, respectful person willing to live in Burke?

Hello there, I am looking for a roommate.  If anyone knows someone willing to live in Burke, in a pretty nice place with an awesome chick (that's me!), who is clean, respectful and will pay rent ...
Posted by Breann on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:34:00 PST

Jesus Christ my parents are loaded...

For those of you interested you can check out the progress of my parents HUGE multi-million dollar house they are building.  Well, the lot itself was almost a million, the house is i think only $...
Posted by Breann on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:37:00 PST

Helping elderly people out... or, just giving them something everyone dreams about...

So, every year the gov't has this charity fundraising thing where you can choose to donate money to hundreds of different organiziations.  While sifting through i came across an organization for ...
Posted by Breann on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:41:00 PST

Oh my god, oh my god... yes, yes, yes...

I can't contain myself much longer... i'm going to explode.  Tomorrow, Oct. 27, i will be seeing a taping of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in The Big Apple.Watch me try to make it past security...
Posted by Breann on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:07:00 PST

Race for the 41st District VA - Why Michael Golden sucks

Michael Golden (R) running for my district in Fairfax County, VA is an ass simply b/c i went to get my mail yesterday and i had, honest to 'god', 20 pamphlets from his campaign.  I had to put ser...
Posted by Breann on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:33:00 PST

The weirdness freaks me out more than you

So, today i talk to my mom...yada yada yada - she then proceeds to ask me "what size are you?".  Ok, we have all had those experiences when your mother buys you the most god awful blouse b/c it w...
Posted by Breann on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:41:00 PST

Dry T-Shirt Contests suck...

You like good Strong Bad emails?  I think this weeks is pretty damn hilarious... http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html  
Posted by Breann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST