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Joung

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About Me

Some facts about me:

- I once got a fortune cookie that said, "You'll be an heir to a kingdom in Europe."
- I pour milk before the cereal.
- I almost got into a fight in high school with one of the guys eliminated from this season's "For Love or Money."
- I make analogies based on the density of uranium.
- I have never owned a frying pan in my life.
- My boss told me the other day, "You have The New York Times written all over your forehead."
- I can tell you the most direct interstate route between major American cities.
- I still don't like people who clap in movie theatres.

My Interests

Causing lots of trouble. And maybe trouble with a side of 'world of pain' to go with it courtesy of my friend, who does this totally awesome impersonation of Mr. T, but is actually really puny, and white.

Actual interests: liberal politics, hockey, Canada, travelling (w/ two L's), reading, being smart-alecky

I'd like to meet:

Someone that I can tap on their right shoulder, and when they look to the right, I'll pop out from the left and say "sucker!" Will you be that sucker?

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, The New Pornographers, Sondre Lerche, Garbage, The Postal Service, Aimee Mann, Rufus Wainwright, REM, Belle and Sebastian, Beulah, U2, Better Than Ezra, The Cardigans, The Cure, Tori Amos, Letters to Cleo, Belly, The Magnetic Fields, Blur, Weezer, The Lightning Seed, Robbie Williams, Blondie, Sheryl Crow, NWA, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Abba

Movies:

Mulholland Dr., Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Amelie, Moulin Rouge, Requiem for a Dream, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Reality Bites, American Beauty, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The OC, Conan O'Brien, That 70s Show, SNL, Family Guy, Will & Grace, Blind Date, Space Ghost, The Daily Show

Books:

The Onion: Our Dumb Century, The Stranger, Harry Potter, Candide, All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from My Golf-Playing Cats, 2003 Mapquest Road Atlas

Heroes: