shameless self promotion, building haunted houses, making people sick, rockin, rollin, vulgarity, going to the drive-in, cookin' out, euphoria,bacon, beer, boobs, blood, bondo, fiberglass, spray paint, tattoos, liquid latex, roma plastelina,great stuff foam, polystyrene, Ropes,steel,heights,heavy lifting (for a living, not in a fuckin gym) reefer, bacon,beer, boobs,blood, the sexy dimples above any girls ass, building my own horror empire, and playing with my penis. I also like puppies and kittens, and watching fat rich ladies eat pastries.
I'd like to meet:
whoever put the ram in ram-a-lama ding dong
Music:
iggy and the stooges, the melvins, mastodon, slayer, iron maiden, fear, the butchers, jimmy and the teasers, dead boys, black oak arkansas, rose tattoo, black sabbath, nashville pussy, motorhead, nine lb. hammer, the mummies, roky erikson, zodiac mindwarp, fu manchu, the cramps, new york dolls, the devil dogs, zeke, hellacopters, clutch, screamin' jay hawkins, Eric Burden and the Animals, guitar wolf, the hookers, ac/dc, ramones, howlin' wolf, muddy waters, robert johnson, gwar, rolling stones, the spider babies, meteors, demented are go, nick cave and the bad seeds, johnny rivers, merle haggard, the cars, new bomb turks, johnny cash, waylon jennings, black flag,Nick Cave, the sonics, the dong city flop-outs, t. rex, johnny thunders, kyuss, link wray, motley crue, nazareth, Ozzy, the Pagans, Skrewdriver, radio birdman, mc5, rollins, skullhead, blah blah, Hillbilly Werewolf, anyone in a mexican rasslin' mask, Artimus Pyledriver, Impetigo, Turbonegro, gluecifer...trash,thrash,punk,glam,rock,metal,old school outlaw country
Movies:
Late 70's I-talian splatter...Cannibal Holocaust, Beyond, Dr. Butcher M.D. Takashi Miike, 80's american horror heros Freddy, Chucky, Leatherface. The Jerk, pixar, anything Jimmy Bickert ever made me watch.
Television:
carnival, six feet under, deadwood, that 70s show, huff and adult swim, M*A*S*H, Cheers, I Love Lucy, Andy Griffith, Munsters, Leave it to Beaver, Masters of Horror, Tales from the Darkside, Tales From the Crypt, Duck Tales. Dexter ,the shield, Man vs. Wild, food network.
Books:
deviant, frankenstein, where the red fern grows, where the wild things are, horton hears a who, white line fever, the man in black, notes from underground, one flew over the cuckoos nest, the divine comedy (at least the beginning), shit magnet, redneck manifesto, what was i scared of? (seuss), revelations, Christine, the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Cat's Cradle, Slapstick, Killer Clown: the John Wayne Gacy Story, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Where the Sidewalk Ends,Moby Dick, Kon-Tiki,Fucked by Rock: the Unspeakable confessions of Zodiac Mindwarp, anything with naked pictures of young tender females, The Devil in the White City, On the Road, Bukowski, Sea Wolf by Jack London,Old MAn and the Sea, Open up and Bleed(iggy bio), For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Sun also Rises,Haunted.......The really good ones I have read at least twice!
Heroes:
My dad, Ed "big daddy" Roth, the hillbilly werewolf, Freddy Krueger, johnny eck, Sass Parilla the singing gorilla. R.P. McMurphy,Lee Marvin, Cool Hand Luke.
