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Chad

Bros before hos

About Me

One time, in Cabo, me and my buddy Skyler each drank a fifth of Cuervo on the balcony at our resort. Jenny was all sorts of wasted too, and Skyler and me totally gang banged her! It was sooooooo dope. And just to let you know, even though Skyler and me were naked together when we were boning Jenny, it's not like I like seeing dudes with no clothes on. I am not a fag.

My Interests

Keg stands, fraternities, screwing sorority girls, Spring break, Cancun, not being a fag, Fat Tire, Cabo San Lucas, snowboarding, toga parties

I'd like to meet:

Skinny blondes with big tits who like to drink. If you are really hot, I will take you to my parents' time share up in Breck to go boarding. Their time share even has a fucking hot tub, and we can sit in it and drink margs. Breck (that's Breckenridge, Colorado to you, pussy) is totally sweet.Also, if you are a hottie who is new to Boulder, look me up sometime. My full name is "Chad McBro."

Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Sublime

Movies:

Animal House, Girls Gone Wild, The Fast and the Furious, Waterboy, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Television:

Football games, MTV Spring Break

Books:

Maxim, Playboy, Cliff's Notes

My Blog

Old Chad McBro had a rough night


Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ask Chad

Dudes ... I have been getting a shitload of messages from people who want to ask old Chad's advice. Unfortunately, a bunch of you guys have been asking the same questions, and even though not all o...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The gayest night ever

Last night my frat buddies and I took the B bus to Denver to go to the Church. We got lost and ended up at some place called the Hi-Dive. There were all kinds of punk kids there, and we figured we wer...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read this, unless you are a total pussy

Check this shit out: Take the dopest quiz ever made! I totally made that, by the way. It'll give me an idea of whether you are rad or a fucking pussy....
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST