no lies |
To my future ex girlfriendBody: I have a knife I'll lone you, but it burns at both ends.Today a schooner toot-toots by,in hopeless hapless laps.It puffs out smoke,where vacant skies,snort seven a.m. c...
Posted by toe jam sam on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST |
christmas with the foreman's and im not talkin george |
first of all i am walkin on clouds cuz of my new socks (thanks gary). got loaded for a cooool 2 straight days. night one..... the whole foreman brigade seshed every dead song on the collection. day 2 ...
Posted by toe jam sam on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST |
i got called out by a preschooler |
oh yehah. so the other day im behind the lovely methuen ymca wishing i was sittin on a beach enjoyin a pina colada it went down. a lil preschool bro pulls up to me on his bike with training wheels tow...
Posted by toe jam sam on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:01:00 PST |
massachusetts booze blues |
you thought a full week of rain kinda blows, but not in my hood. oh yeehah, you heard it we got a foot of ice cold water in the basement of casa de morrison. grab a boogieboard, canoe, houseboat, or j...
Posted by toe jam sam on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:18:00 PST |
thanks dad |
ok my dad is maybe the funniest guy ever. today he claims if only we live in china you'd have never been born and i would have way more money, oh man condoms i never used those, and i love daylight sa...
Posted by toe jam sam on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:48:00 PST |
i went to la la land and met a babe |
oh ya its true. i jumped on her bed, drank her whole bottle of vodka, ate her pain pills, and slipped the tongue. she made me go to second base. little does she know im only 17.
Posted by toe jam sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i think i made out with a lesbian |
or so she claims. i gave her a gnarls hickey and she's goin to the aquarium with her moms. i hope all the fish see that gorgeous neck tattoo.
Posted by toe jam sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
late night absinthe parlay |
atendees: groggfather, handsome gordie, and the royal I
music playin: synth-core
number of chics present: the zero
what happened: we took shots of dirty absinthe til three in the mornin, i poured s...
Posted by toe jam sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
