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slumberjack

drugs, thugs, and thugs in drug rugs.

About Me

snakes and snails, puppy dog tails, thunder and lightning.

My Interests

My puppy, Silky. Blistering riffs and thump in the trunk.

I'd like to meet:

Dwight, from the office, Tim and Eric awesome show. Today i got add requests from tabitha, amy, jordan, becky, kimmy, savy sue, tanya, latoya and tons of other HAWT babes. I wanna meet the dude who runs all their profiles from one super computer powered by a mother basement. oh and john travolta .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

KROKUS!!!!!!! anything with sexy man voice. however that might be delivered.

Movies:

anything with the words "double" or "impact" or that ends with an "ator" all coming of age stories, you tube feature lengths.

Television:

man vs. wild, degrassi. dirty jobs, always futurama, tim and eric awesome show.

Books:

The HBO guide they gave me at the Hampton Inn

Heroes:

corry trendler, rob dyrdek, and bo jackson.

My Blog

planet of the apes

rules. that is all.
Posted by slumberjack on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:21:00 PST

sorry

about all that stupid future shit. i was watching blade runner all too much at the time and i was bored as hell. sooooooo.
Posted by slumberjack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

look at this if you're into girly music

check out the new spencer fueled project... www.myspace.com/thestepdown seriously, it'll make you wonder why you haven't duct taped your balls between your legs for all these years!
Posted by slumberjack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

die.

yesterday, I was going to get a burger and a beer at the Darkhorse saloon in boulder when some mountain biking freshman at CU decided it would be a hot idea to slam his face into the side of my van. I...
Posted by slumberjack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what?

this is the age when i grow up and finally get my wings. i hope they 're purple with stripes.
Posted by slumberjack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tasting assorted hairs

chew on this: i saw a chick at the bar drop her gum out of her mouth into some dudes drink cause she was wasted and then the dude drank it and didn't notice. it was awesome. right now the presidential...
Posted by slumberjack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST