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About Me

My friends. Funny people. Kittens. Making out. Sexy time. Texty time. Good conversation. Good drinks. Getting rowdy. Falling asleep next to someone worth cuddling. Well-hung stable boys. Using my powers for good, and then evil on weekends. Hand holding. Dancing with Shawna..because she is the best dancer I've ever known. Cuddling with Jayme. Fridays with my hussies. Cooking. Tattoos. Good music. Baking. Making you laugh. Frontin'. Doing something positive with my life. Impacting people in positive ways. Going to school. Mountains. Rainstorms. The Vrain St. Vipers. Being in love. These are the things that I refuse to live without.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net and yes...i created this total nonsense:

My Interests

kissing loving brass knuckles dudes good music sleep Roundhouse kicks to your head Just joking, only neck punches clean sheets biting people willing to just fall asleep with me city streets taking the back way sexy time flea markets on hot days drawing people who hi-five hello school miniature horses hilarity sad attempts at using chopsticks my friends and family hikes to waterfalls getting in brawls on my carpet skillz getting crunk kittens friends vanilla vodka diets, double tall! tattoos lots of tattoos discovery change fitting like a puzzle yelling obscenities hugs that hurt doing homework in front of my fireplace fronting on bitches sledding mexican food other mexicans debauchery in the purest form falling asleep on laps waking up in my own bed living sarcastic people more kissing museums cupcakes baking said cupcakes sparkle commenting you to piss you off a cold wind on a sunny day you

These are things I could do without: douchebags people who aren't funny people who aren't funny, but think they are sashimi breakfast staying awake until 5am guys who hit girls teenagers weak drinks cowards people who don't get crunk party poopers complaining money, and it's death grip on me liars cheaters MTV Commerce City McDonald's jealousy

I'd like to meet:

My very own well-hung stable boy. You. Your good looking friend standing next to you. Someone with free kittens.

I wouldn't mind a little of this, either:

Music:

she's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining just to make you lie there, catching water dripping from the ceiling.

Bjork
Soul Slinger
The Grouch
Eagles of Death Metal
Panic! At the disco
Say Anything
Alexisonfire
Thursday
The Faint
Bloc Party
Bright Eyes
Bayside
Remixes. I adore remixes.
Crowded House
Drag The River
AFI
FOB
Mickey Avalon
Devo
Morrisey
Kids in The Way
Anti Pop Consortium
Ghost Buffalo
In Flames
Robin Thicke
The Postal Service
Andre Legacy
Feeder
Sarah McLachlan
Tears for Fears
Procussions
Asking Abby
Dyslexic Speedreaders
The Photo Atlas
Death Cab
INXS
ducks quacking
Single File
Born in the Flood
The Blood Brothers
Planes mistaken for Stars
Prince
Billy Idol
Hinder
The Blood Brothers
Angels & Airwaves
Prong
30 seconds to mars
The kovenant
Metalheadz
TC Islam
The Coup
dj funk
Love me Destroyer
Marvin Gaye
Mat Kearney
Raymond Roker
Lesley Gore
silence...
I could go on forever, but I'm not that patient.

Movies:

"You killed Ted you midevil dickweed!"
Anything with the 'coreys'
breakin'
Mysterious Skin
Little Miss Sunshine
Strangers With Candy
Crybaby
Chumscrubber
Thumbsucker
labyrinth
dark crystal
gleaming the cube
logan's run
Stateside
ferris bueller's day off
head of the house
a door in the floor
Flowers in The Attic
Fried Green Tomatoes
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
The Big Lebowski
Castle in the sky
Highway
Notebook
Big Fish
Killer Clowns From Outer Space
The Girl
Napoleon Dynamite
Bill and Ted
Debbie Does Denver
United States of Leland
Lolita
MST3000
Jenna loves brianna
Teen witch
sgt. kabuki man
spirited away
jenna loves bella
my stepmother's an alien
closer
Indian summer
kiki's delivery service
vanilla sky
strange brew
THX1138
The Smokers
Karate Kid I and II
My Neighbor Totoro
3'oclock high
Office Space
A Walk To Remember

Television:

Nintendo.
Ghost Hunters.
Anything Bigfoot.
Ren and Stimpy.
Dirty Jobs
cooking shows
TV off, and me asleep in front of it
and:

Books:

Heroes:

"As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush."

I currently have positions opening for other heroes, if you are looking for a part-time job.

My Blog

I pity the fool!

I really need to start pitying fools. Mostly because I'm so sick of all the jibba jabba. While talking to Cam today, I started reading all of my old blogs....I found this survey and liked all the si...
Posted by chels. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

I am OLD.

Stolen from Cam, because I am avoiding homework.4 YEARS AGO:1.) How old were you? 212.) Where did you go to school? I wasn't in school. My family is anti-college, so I had to wait until I was 24...
Posted by chels. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

True Gangsta Pimp.

Not like you all didn't know this already but I'm a true gangsta pimp...and I know all the fly lingo.word. Prevent (or Cause) Do You Know the Hip-Hop Lingo at LiquidGeneration!...
Posted by chels. on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

Totally Awesome.

Oh my goodness yes. These could cheer up a sad clown with herpes, they are so great. ...
Posted by chels. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

What A Girl Wants.

Lately I have been doing a lot of thinking about things I want, things I miss, things I need, and how I need to get them into my life.I miss having a job that I adore. Although the job itself wa...
Posted by chels. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

Mexican prom.

Zach found our old prom pictures from 9 years ago. We look like a couple of mexicans rolling up to the prom in the southside.say word?.....
Posted by chels. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

BEST VACATION EVER. EVER. EVER.

Best Vacation Ever. I had an amazing time, and spent time with 5 amazing people. I got out of control, with spurts of total relaxation. The condo was rad, the mountains were perfect, it snowed while...
Posted by chels. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

'Sexual' Revisited.

I want to get sexual all over Max. For days. ...
Posted by chels. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Danse Parti.

I love it.
Posted by chels. on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

He'll Save The Children, But Not The British Children.

I will NEVER stop loving this video. Never. PS- hangovers are geigh, but eating pizza and smoking bowls in pajamas? NOT geigh. ...
Posted by chels. on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST