You (but not really).
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Frederick Exley
Charles Bukowski
John Hodgman
Don DeLillo
Jean-Paul Sartre
Bill Bryson
David Foster Wallace
David Sedaris
Friedrich Nietzsche
Douglas Adams
James Crumley
Sarah Vowell
Jeffrey Eugenides
David Rakoff
Ernest Hemingway
Joseph Heller
Donald Antrim
Tobias Funke
Eli Cash
and Caterine Vaubaun.