I don't have a drinking problem. I get drunk and fall down. No problem. Seriously, I work a bunch and fucking love what I do. When I'm not at work I go out, booze it up, and talk shit with my buddies. I volunteer to work security at Rollerderby whenever I can. Uh.. I'm pretty hard to piss off, and I've got a really sick since of humor. I'm a punk rocker, but I have friends in all the tribes and am about as open-fucking-minded as they get. I'm a meatetarian and really like bacon cheeseburgers. And I like to read books while I poop. That about covers it.
I find it discouraging-and a bit depressing-when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky. Especially as the latter belief applies to the whole Jesus-Messiah-Son-of-God fable.
--George Carlin
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Draper aka (Fiender)
Birthday: 1-17-79
Birthplace: Murfreesboro, TN
Current Location: ATL
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: green (look at the f*ckin pic)
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish, Welsh, Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: skate shoes
Your Weakness: beer, Jager, and GWAR
Your Fears: jail, castration, heights
Your Perfect Pizza: a ass-ton of meat (w/ BBQ sauce)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get on tour
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i type to slow for that crap
Thoughts First Waking Up: am I late for work?
Your Best Physical Feature: my opinion is different than yours, trust me
Your Bedtime: when I wanna
Your Most Missed Memory: The Boro crew
Pepsi or Coke: Barq's
MacDonalds or Burger King: whatevers closer
Single or Group Dates: uh...is there other dudes there?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint chocolate chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sparks
Do you Smoke: when I'm drunk
Do you Swear: F*ck yeah
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: uh...define daily
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I did bitch
Do you want to get Married: If I can make it through without death and with my penis intact
Do you belive in yourself: I'm sitting right here aren't I stupid
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, just kinda dog-eared
Are you a Health Freak: anti-health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: do I got a choice
Do you like Thunderstorms: to sleep to
Do you play an Instrument: not one that makes any sound
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ALL the past month
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: that....is....gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: ITS MY JOB IDIOT!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: just in the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just your heart mofo
Ever been Drunk: constantly
Ever been called a Tease: uh, piss off
Ever been Beaten up: oh yeah, thats how I make friends
Ever Shoplifted: I....uh....weird story
How do you want to Die: 98, in bed, with a hot Asian escort that I gave my last $200 on top of me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: This
What country would you most like to Visit: Your mama's country
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