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About Me

Now more organized and easier to view!!! Check out our different issues in our photo albums!!! We've got new vidoes, too!!! Look around - we'll make you laugh!!

Hello! I'm Chewy and I'm Redneck Quarterly's first cover model and executive editor. Redneck Quarterly is all about freedom, supporting our troops, and the right to speak yer unpredjudice mind.

If you can't stand behind our troops,
by all means - please stand in front of them!!

Please support "Cell Phones for Soldiers" so that more of the people who are fighting for your freedom can be afforded the opportunity to call home. Cell Phone for Soldiers is a non-profit group that collects used cell phones and sells them to get calling cards for soldiers in Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, and elsewhere.

Please Click on the link below to donate your old cell phones or new calling cards.

My Interests

1. My cajun wife & redneck son.
2. Doing what I can to help our troops. 3. My dog.

Our first volume included a salute to our troops!! Artickles on; Vacation Getaway, Fightin' the Law, Kids: Can't Live With Em - Can't BBQ Em, and Power Flirtin'.
On the Cover: Chewy

Volume One Link

Our second volume has a salute to female drivers. Artickles on;Life on the Road and Keepin' the Spice.
On the Cover: Nathan and Kaydeene

Volume Two Link

Our third volume has advice on drinkin'. Articles on; Not Rockabilly, My First Cheap Guitar, Friends & Music and Dear Rednecks.
On the Cover: Justin.

Volume Three Link

Coming soon ..... geting started on the "Soldier, Can I Buy You a Beer" program.

I'd like to meet:

more rednecks!!!!!!!!!! We, here at Redneck Quarterly aren't haters, we just make fun of ourselfs..... and our families........ and our friends..... and, aw, you git it!!!

Help out our friends, Morning Wood Blues, by checking out their music. They make fun of themselves, too.

Roll Call!!!!!

We're constantly saluting our soldiers!! Add them and show them your appreciation by sending them a quick thank you. They accomplish what we can't. If we could, we here at Redneck Quarterly, would buy each and every one of you a beer just as soon as you put your foot back on American soil, give you a hug and say

"Welcome home, thank you".

Music:

Duh, country!!

Hit Counter

Movies:

Westerns

Television:

none..... Don't have time.

Books:

Louis Lamore

Heroes:

My son & Jeff Foxworthy, they are both funny without being prejudice.

My Blog

Redneck Astrology

Okra December 22 - January 20Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his in...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

Redneck Politics

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

Redneck Engineer Application

Please complete this paper, the best you can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob[_] Billy-Joe[_] Billy-Ray[_] Billy-Sue[_] Billy-Ma...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

Marine 1st Sergeant Brad Kasal

Marine 1st Sergeant Brad Kasal (in the middle of the photo in our soldiers' photo album) is a former 82nd Airborne paratrooper who is a hero in his own right. This photo is from one of the most recent...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

Red Friday

This was sent in to us and had to share. Thank you Granny Mae. Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two an...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

1-4-07 New Year's Ideers Fer Ya'll!!!

Biscuit & gravy jaw breakers!!!!!!
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

1-3-07 I Own a Redneck by Pinkie

I own a redneck and that's ok, cuz he owns me too. You must understand that having a redneck around isn't like having other men. Why - just the other day I was a having trouble breathing w...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

1-2-07 For Our Troops

Originally, we - here at Redneck Quarterly, came up with the idea of having a myspace account where Rednecks could form bonds, friendships and just get kicks off of each other. Now, we have link...
Posted by Redneck Quarterly on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST