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Redneck Words of Wisdom

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About Me

Redneck Words of Wisdom is a book of authentic redneck sayings collected by Jaimie Muehlhausen through the website redneckwordsofwisdom.com. The book IS AVAILABLE NOW! Go to ChronicleBooks.com to purchase your very own damn copy or get one at your favorite bookstore or other online book retailer. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedin' through peanut butter...I said get it NOW!
CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE BOOK FROM CHRONICLE BOOKS.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE REDNECK WORDS OF WISDOM WEBSITE.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who buys this book!

Music:

Most music these days makes me madder than a a box of frogs.

Movies:

I'd rather jump barefoot off a six-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than waste my time watchin' movies!

Television:

Television? That's about as useful as tits on a boar hog!

Books:

Well, Redneck Words of Wisdom would be my favorite.

Heroes:

Heroes? Rednecks don't need heroes. If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay your puppy ass on the porch!

My Blog

Cooler Than a Bucket of Free Beer

Just wanted to share that I was featured in a huge half-page story in the Tulsa World newspaper this Sunday. It came out great...here's a link to it online:http://www.tulsaworld.com/NewsStory.asp?ID=0...
Posted by Redneck Words of Wisdom on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Uglier Than Uncle Bob's Divorce

Holy Moly. I've been doing radio interviews every morning somewhere in the country. And last night out of the country...those damn French Canadians had me up late. It's been a lot of fun but I'm tired...
Posted by Redneck Words of Wisdom on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

Slicker Than Owl Snot

Hey, I'm going to be on the radio a lot in the coming days. please let me know if you hear me. Here are a few places I'll be, but more to come...I'll try to update as I find out more info:Tuesday, Oct...
Posted by Redneck Words of Wisdom on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

Busier Than a Borrowed Mule

Today is October 5th and the book has officially been out for about a week. What that really means is that it's available online at the Chronicle Books website (where you can receive a 30% discount by...
Posted by Redneck Words of Wisdom on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST

Dumber Than a Box of Rocks

The book will be out in less than a month and it's getting very exciting. This whole thing started almost two years ago. I have a website called MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com and it was a lot of fun a...
Posted by Redneck Words of Wisdom on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST