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Chicken Hunter

If Meat Is Murder, He's Your Man

About Me

As a child I witnessed my father die from a Walrus attack. Before he died my father broke the beast’s tusk off with his seal-culling club.Soon after his death the boxes started falling from the sky. Although the boxes had a skull and crossbones symbol on it, it was full of supplies; mainly BEER, CIGARETTES, COFFEE and MEAT products.The supplies were a great addition to our simple way of life.I grew older and avenged my father's death by tracking down the giant one tusked Walrus in Northern Greenland. I killed the beast with it’s own tusk which I saved for that very purpose.Then the boxes stopped falling. Our supplies began to run low. I was chosen to come to America to find more supplies; Beer, Cigarettes, Coffee and Meat products.I rowed across the Atlantic Ocean in a rubber raft that I got by smoking 500 packs of Winston Cigarettes. After two weeks of nothing but beef jerky for food, beer for water and lots of hard rowing I arrived in America.Since my arrival to America I have seen many weird and wonderful things, but I can’t seem to find the supplies my people need.If anyone knows where they hide the supplies I would gladly invite you to be my myspace friend.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Spearing seals, walrus and small whales. Smoking cigarettes after I finish a can of Spam. Drinking beer and then throwing rocks and spears at the empty cans. Bingo on Christmas and trading Cigarettes for other supplies

Music:

My Grandfather had an AM radio in our hut along with an 8-track from the shipwrecked fishing boat. So the only music I have heard is ABBA, EDDY MONEY and KISS LIVE II. I wanna rock all night and party every day.

Movies:

Movies? There was a Black and White tv at the trading post that could pick up one station. I watched a movie called Die Hard.

Television:

Let's make a deal

Books:

No real pattern. I read one or two books a month mostly political or historic based stuff I like Vanity Fair for the cool pictures.

Heroes:

My father the hunter. Winston Cigarettes. Colt .45 malt

My Blog

Door to Door Soy Salesman

I don't know if you remember a movie called Running Man with the actor with giant muscles and a accent but there was a scene where they were working at the Wilshire Detention Zone and had to wear coll...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:02:00 PST

A guy thinks we have no right to be on earth: He hates me because Ive got a prehensile thumbs

Rethinking the Meat-Guzzler MARK BITTMAN   A SEA change in the consumption of a resource that Americans take for granted may be in store  something cheap, plentiful, widely enjoyed and a pa...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:43:00 PST

What has Chicken Hunter always said about eating dogs?

Don't-  I am in strong opposition to the dog meat.Dogs are little buddies to old people and kids.But just in case you still want to try a little Underdog on a stick read the article below...>Rabi...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

Sit down with Tom Cruise

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-sc ientology-tried-to-suppress   The above link is an interview I had with a gentleman who was hanging out at a bar with a lot of dudes. I...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

NEWS FROM CHICKENHUNTER

Chickenhunter updates via message in the bottle sent back to Greenland in a spend bottle of Bullfrog Malt liquor. This note was found in the cell of Chicken Hunter. Escaped! Don't follow me!  I ...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

New information on National leave your Freezer open day

..> Global Warming Solutions Part 2: A new Holiday:Freezer day I posted on an earlier bulletin an on a blog about a new holiday described below.I have had some suggestions to add to what we can d...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:02:00 PST

NATIONAL LEAVE YOUR FREEZER DOOR OPEN DAY

I have been seeing numerous articles on Global Warming and through my studies as a world scholar and a fan of history I have come up with a solution to help global warming. In California there is a pl...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Check out this video: THE CHICKEN SPEAKS TO ALL

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Posted by Chicken Hunter on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

Invitation

INVITATION                 If you are a dreamer, come in,               If yo...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

A female perspective of living in a Vegan Providence.

  Coldcutt goes behind Chicken Hunter and sticks a needle in his neck Coldcutt- Goodnight punk. GUARD! get in here and watch him until he wakes, then send for me. The guard is a woman whose beau...
Posted by Chicken Hunter on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST