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Jilly :: 10 Yetis

If I wanna finger paint, I'm gonna goddamn finger paint

About Me

Hello, I am your average country bumpkin type that likes anything creative and wierd. Since it's all about me, me, me, it's only right that I furnish my audience with facts about my autonomous system that is represented in my cutting edge compositions.
Last month I drew a large suspension bridge in my bath, learnt the exact location of every purple coloured food item in Tesco's, and performed several covert operations for the CIA (Central Institution of Art).
My intricate illustration skills have earned me fame in the most respected botany circles and were once complimented by Steven Wonder himself.
I breed prize winning antelope in my dark room and have mastered the art of cooking a four course meal using only organic vegetables and a Pentium III.
I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep in a hammock built by a secret colony of Japanese virgins who may or may not live on the corner of a hill in Tibet. Just left of there.
I can tread water for up to six days without perspiring and paint a replica Cistern Chapel in fourteen minutes.
You may see me around the Shire they call Gloucester, scaling walls or hurling paint brushes and pre-scanned watercolour textures at moving objects with deadly accuracy, or sat in the Cathedral gardens translating ethnic slurs for Inuit refugees.

My Interests

drawing, painting, talking about drawing and painting, illustration, design, getting lost, fireworks, haribo, candles, the simpsons, photography, cheese, logflumes, bluetac.

I'd like to meet:

An ant wearing comedy slippers

Music:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Royksopp, Muse, Flaming Lips, The Clash, Frank Zappa, Foo Fighters, Air, Black Flag, Mylo, Kasabian, Dead Kennedy's, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Blondie, Radiohead, The Pixies, Jane's Addiction, Stiff Little Fingers, The White Stripes, John Fruiscante, The Mars Volta, Ash, Prince, The Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, Jet, The Strokes, Super Furry Animals, Nirvana, Green Day, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Skunk Anansie, Frank Sinatra, The Libertines, Kings Of Leon, Goldfrapp, Morcheeba, Tricky, Massive Attack, Joy Division, Antony and The Johnsons, Jeff Buckley, Bjork, Placebo, Pearl Jam, Sarah Vaughan, Daft Punk, The Stone Roses, The Bluetones, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, Boards of Canada, Basement Jaxx, The Chemical Brothers, Ronnie Size, Chet Baker, Dizzie Gillespe, The Coral, Faithless, Gwen Stefani, Lemon Jelly, Queens of The Stone Age, Billie Holiday.

Movies:

Spirited Away, Lost in Translation, Napoleon Dynamite, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Lord Of The Flies, Life of Brian, The Godfather, Stand By Me, The Incredibles, Love Actually, Harry Potter, Star Wars

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Green Wing

Books:

Lord Of The Flies, Brave New World, Biographies, E, Geeks, The Mind Of God, Masters of Deception

Heroes:

David, Hayao Miyazaki, Homer, Napoleon Dynamite, Bob Ross

Visit My Website: 10 Yetis

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