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Brian Frazer

Peacocks need to take it down a notch

About Me

I like to type stuff. This is the trailer to my book, HYPER-CHONDRIAC: ONE MAN'S QUEST TO HURRY UP AND CALM DOWN.
THE HYPE FOR HYPER-CHONDRIAC!
"Frazer's first book is the perfect medicine for anyone suffering from a case of treacly-memoir syndrome. Hilarious and biting, Hyper-Chondriac recounts the author's lifelong battle with various ailments and maladies, ranging from minor instances of frostbite to rage-filled meltdowns. Frazer's reflections are distinct and laugh-out-loud funny. During a teen rendezvous, Frazer contemplates how his date, suffering from scoliosis, removes her brace: "It probably had to involve her entire family, as if they were an Indy pit crew." It's that kind of spiked, wickedly funny observation that makes this sickness-filled book so easy to swallow. A-"
-- Entertainment Weekly
"Read this hilarious memoir about one man's obsession with achieving perfect health, then call us in the morning."
-- on Entertainment Weekly MUST LIST
"...caustically funny yet quietly moving."
-- USA Today
"... a riotous romp through a head case's attempts to find inner peace for his own bodily health."
-- New York Post

My Interests

Eating food, sitting in different chairs, writing down what my interests are.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer or Winston Churchill. But when they were alive. Not right now.

Music:

Arctic Monkeys, The Clash, The Good The Bad and the Queen, Rancid, Dead Milkmen and any song where someone's playing a tamborine.

Movies:

Manchurian Candidate (the original, not the piece of shit remake), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hot Fuzz, anything where someone's in a fat suit.

Television:

30 Rock (as long as Judah Friedlander doesn't have more than one line), Sarah Silverman Program (as long as Judah Friedlander isn't guest starring), Colbert Report, Daily Show.

Books:

HYPER-CHONDRIAC: ONE MAN'S QUEST TO HURRY UP AND CALM DOWN

Heroes:

This greyhound I see at the dogpark who is missing a leg but still runs kinda fast.

My Blog

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Posted by Brian Frazer on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:52:00 PST