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katty

Sorry I painted the word 'Twat' on your garage.

About Me

I think obese women who wear unitards with a belt are awesome. I like robots and manatees and I have a college DJ hangover (of music obsession) that I can't shake. Name a basic cable channel, I've either written for it or been on it. And I like nerds-ropes...and cake...a lot. Basically, I'm a sassy Southern smartypants that doesn't put up with a lot of crap.

My Interests

Comedy and music are important, but so is art (my current favs are Ryan McGinness, Will Cotton and David Shrigley), food, movies, and going to parties. I also like competitive trivia game playing with friends and I like to win.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is smart and creative, but not crazy, and at one time may have had a mohawk (like I did). Athletic in a skateboarding, snowboarding, surfboarding kind of way. Someone who I would never describe as a douche bag and has NEVER been into a jam band in their lives...because seriously, I will set your hacky sac on fire!

Music:

Right now…The Editors, Morningwood, Arctic Monkeys, Wolfmother, Goblin Cock, mcenroe and Birdapres, The Magic Numbers, Franz Ferdinand, Talib Kweli, Kasabian, Sabbath, The Meters, Arcade Fire, Jean Grae, Le Tigre, Willie Nelson, Babyshambles, Melvins, Bloc Party, The Shins, Holly Golightly, Tom Waits, Saukrates, ACDC, Weezer, Saigon, Beasties, Fudge Tunnel, The Streets, Thelonius Monk, Interpol, Leadbelly, Smoosh, Kaiser Chiefs, The Roots, Neko Case, Runaways, Lady S.O.V., White Stripes, Method Man and Red Man, Julie Ruin, Fiona Apple, Nouvelle Vague, Frank Black, Pixies, Bright Eyes, Death Cab, Slayer, Pat Benatar, Praxis, Mos Def, Kanye West, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Kings of Leon, Johnny Cash, M.I.A., Beck, Smiths, Material, Tenacious D, Aesop Rock, Nick Drake, MC5, TV On the Radio, Songs Ohia, Nas, etc. (I could honestly go on for days.) Right now I’m rediscovering my old Misfits collection, my Dischord box set, and Jay-Z's Black & Gray Albums. I also have a soft spot for old Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline. My only music rule…NO JAM BANDS. I hate that hippie bullshit.

Movies:

Mysterious Skin, Donnie Darko, anything directed by Wes Anderson, Spinal Tap, Pimps Up Hos Down, Princess Bride,Camielle Claudell, Return of the Jedi, Coal Miner's Daughter, Annie Hall

Television:

The Dog Whisperer, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Muppet Show, L-word, Charlie Rose, Comedians of Comedy, Veronica Mars, The Newsroom, Reno 911, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Oprah, Medium, The Office, My Name is Earl, Wonder Showzen, Lost, Gilmore Girls, 24, Mr. Show, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and America's Top Model.

Books:

Don't have time to write all the books I love.