in this video, 99 cent whore speaks about how she channeled her sadness and rejection into learning an F sharp minor chord. EVERYBODY WANTS TO...
Add to My Profile | More Videos in this new video, 99 cent whore feels sad that she never went to college, but excited that she's goin' back to school... to night school! now she'll finally get to have all those experiences that other girls got to have in their formative years....
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IF U WANNA LEARN THE WORDS I MADE UP FOR THE SONG, HERE THEY ARE!
NIGHT SCHOOLI never went to college so I lack that secret knowledge
That all the other girls got to explore there
Like cramming for exams while braiding each other's hair (In French braids)
All those topless tipsy pillow fights
In your best friend's funky dorm room all night long (To a Go-Gos song)
All those Ivy League girls got an education in how to be a temporary lesbian
So I'm goin', goin' back to night school then I'll be just as cool
Won't you teach me how to… lick pussy!
Sweet lady, won't you learn me how to… eat beaver!
I'm eager to learn. To learn in night school. Yeah, in night school.
Night school. The night's cool. When you're in night school.
Never got to pledge sororities.
Never felt the face of my best friend between my knees
While her Boom Box played Squeeze.
All you guys who been to prison know what other men are missin.'
That doesn't make you gay if you're a bottom.
Sex for cigarettes… Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Well it's never too late for a higher education.
I feel the urge for some sweet matriculation!
You can be my study partner, come on let's cram. I'm ready for my oral exam.
Won't you teach me how to… munch carpet!
Sweet mama won't you teach me all about… muff-divin'!
I'm ready to dive in. Let's dive in… to night school.
Dive into night school.
Night school. The night's cool. When you're in night school. Night school!here's a song i'm fixin to play at the store where i work at. the 99 cent store. my friend julia darling helped me make it up. don't judge me. i'm learnin the guitar as i go. you'll see i mess up in the middle, but i bounce back. as assistant night manager i have to sometimes clean up puddles of puke in aisle 4 or chase possums out of the food aisle when some goth freak rips open all the bags of cheetos, so i think it's made me into a real "roll with the punches" kind of gal. i made the tube top i'm wearin' in this video myself. and i'm takin' on extra shifts to maybe buy an amp.99 cent store
Add to My Profile | More VideosLEARN THE LYRICS AND SING ALONG!Get some stuff to mop your floor. Get some Christmas shit to decorate your front door.
Maybe get a sixpack of Coors.
Get a CD of the Doors. Get that video of Meg Ryan & Val KIlmer about the doors.
Get a door!Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.
Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.Get a can of pork & beans. A baseball hat that's got the logo of yer favorite football team.
Get a pair of waist 48-inch jeans. (You can be his sexy queen-size queen)
Get some Robitussin for your cough. Get rid of your bug bites w/a busted up can of Off.
Come on, get off!Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.
Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.Get a plastic salad bowl. Get a broke-ass one-ply toilet roll.
A fridgerator magnet that you almost stole. (A magnet for a guy named Joel)
And if it's your lucky day, you can find some chips & salsa w/an old expiration date.
You can find a date!Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.
Come on, come on, be a big slutty broke-ass whore. Shop at the 99 cent store.
