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ALEXANDER THE POET

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I perform and write dirty poems and have chest hair in the shape of a heart.
If this pleases you, then be my friend :)

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Have I written a poem on you? You can check here:
Poems on Actors
Poems on Actresses
Poems on Musicians
Poems on Personalities
Poems on Dominatrixes
Poems on Fetish Models
Poems on Models
Poems on Pornstars
Poems on Internet Teen Pornstars
Poems on Male Pornstars
Poems on Porn Companies
Poems on Porn People
Poems on Pornsites
Poems on Skinamax Babes
Poems on Strippers
Poems on Wrestlers




Clip of me at Melissa Surach's Babyhole in Jersey City, NJ in December 2007.
Thanks Colin from www.learsenalav.com for uploading it!

My Interests

dominatrixes
open mic nights
porn
pro wrestling
renaissance faires
skinemax
working out

I'd like to meet:

My cellmate or soulmate, which ever comes first.
If it's my cellmate, than chances are, he will come first because I have a feeling I'll be the bitch.

Music:

pop
rock: Disturbed
dance
europop
futurepop: VNV Nation
electronica
new age
country
hip hop
Russian Pop
Igor Nikolaev
Natasha Koroleva
Valery Meladze
Igor Krutoi

Movies:

DVDs I Own
A Fish Called Wanda
Beyond The Mat
Borat
Dead Like Me
Embrace Of The Vampire
Hard To Kill (plan to)
Man In The Iron Mask
Man On Fire
Man On The Moon (plan to)
Minority Report
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Pirates Of The Caribbean 2
Pirates Of The Caribbean 3
Rush Hour 3 (oldest nephew got it for me for new year's eve 2007/08)
The Crow (plan to)
The Italian Job
The Last Samurai
The Three Musketeers
Movies I Dig
Adam Sandler movies
Mel Brooks movies
Stephen Chow movies
Will Ferrell movies
Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker movies (Airplane, Naked Gun, Police Squad) Not the newer stuff though
Police Academy movies
The Mummy movies
Die Hard movies
Lethal Weapon movies
Lord Of The Rings
Princess Bride
Stardust
plus a bunch of porn I keep in a box in my closet

Television:

Comedies
Family Guy
Reno 911!
Scrubs
South Park
The Office
Dramedies
Monk
Pushing Daisies
Dramas
Criminal Minds
Pro Wrestling
WWE RAW
ECW
TNA Impact
Smackdown
Old Faves
Three's Company
Wings
Night Court
TV Show that should have never been canceled
Dead Like Me
Shows I Watch Whenever I Can But Not Always
General Hospital
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Honorary Mention
The Vicar Of Dibley (I ecspecially love Alice's character. She is so goofy and adorable). Thanks Luciana for telling me about the show :)

Books:

I'm not a big reader but I'm slowly trying to change that
A Young Girl's Crimes by David Rehak
Foley Is Good, And The World Is Faker Than Wrestling by Mick Foley
Have A Nice Day, A Tale Of Blood And Sweatsocks by Mick Foley
Hardcore Diaries by Mick Foley
Miss America by Howard Stern
Private Parts by Howard Stern
I Was A Teenage Dominatrix by Shawna Kenney
You Can Run But You Can't Hide by Duane "Dog" Chapman
Favorite Newspaper Funnies
Hagar The Horrible, Howard Huge, The Lockhorns, Momma
Favorite Webcomics
BSN by Carb, Dear Pirate, Load

Heroes:

Jack Handy, The Continental as portrayed by Christopher Walken on SNL, Borat, The Todd on Scrubs, Pepe Le Pew, Quagmire on Family Guy, Tony Clifton, Master Roshi from Dragonball, Steven Seagal's slickback ponytail hairstyle, Igor Nikolaev's mustache, Kevin Nash's long pretty hair

My Blog

The Hypocrisy Of Females

On 12/01/2005, I received an email from Elly K., whom discovered I have written a poem on her after her appearance on MTV RoomRaiders:Hi there,  I was featured on MTV and saw that you had written...
Posted by ALEXANDER THE POET on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST