Jesus. And Axl Rose. We can all meet at my place for drinks. It’ll be great, until Axl starts complaining about the broken air-conditioning, and that there’s too much ice in his margarita, and “this ain’t what I got into Rock n’ Roll for,man.†Jesus tries to be forgiving, but he finally gets fed up and tells Axl to stop being such a whiny little bitch. “It’s annoying, right Rob?†This puts me in a really awkward position since I agree with Jesus but don’t want to piss off Axl, because I’m hoping he’ll play one of the four songs he spent the last seventeen years recording. Things come to a head when Jesus makes fun of white guys with corn-rows, and Axl starts raving about how much he loved the Da Vinci Code...On second thought, let's not get these two together.