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Keep Your Friends Close but Your Enemies Closer! Fuck wut ya heard, recognize wut u see I luv my hata's their my biggest Fans

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Atlanta, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Casey

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Miss Humpty Doo! YOU KNOW IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME SOME PIECE OF SHIT POINTED A GUN AT ME, ID BE A RICH MAN!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Diego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

~Shay~ A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting next to you sa

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ashley Brie!!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pinson, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

go-go gidget. all things go.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Elle A, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Sue

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

...Drink Me Pretty... Amor Vincit Omnia

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brisbane, Queensland
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Spencer Rod Beck was a true competitor and a Giant to the core...he will be missed!!!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MARTINEZ, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

stonerbassman

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Rhondda,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

~Justin~ motiavated to change

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sterling Heights, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Suzzie

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Victoria
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single

Rita who has the time?

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Megan :} I once beat Jesus at Ping Pong!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MISSION, KANSAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Jacqueline

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BEDFORD, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Jan my idea of fun...is killing everyone

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Antwerp, Antwerp
Country:: Belgium
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

jimi

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West of the Wood, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Karma's A Bitch i am a dirty whore!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SLINGERLANDS, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

shane

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: hull,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Saint Louis, Missouri
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

jEetO!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BOISE, Idaho
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Matty-Ho I'm made of what I live and see everyday

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York City, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Just Lila I can smell the shit and sugar in everything

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tucson, ALASKA
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Captain ...forever - an often overused and under estimated cliche...

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JUPITER, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jordie liv is a swift fox

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Pikah just another take on myself

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

TAMARA

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HAYS, Kansas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Jennifer

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

christabel

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: depends..., California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Jordan

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Carrollton, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Margarita loca de chica Going out for a soda pop!

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Houston - Seattle , Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bonnie311Â® Because not EVERYONE can be on Welfare!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Where the peaches grow, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Heather~is sort of complete now =]~ a guy gave a girl 11 roses and 1 fake one and said i'm gonna love u till the last one dies

Age:: 86 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Its all about today....

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bronx, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

kristine continuing to be myself

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Diego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

♥sUm m0nths & c0untin♥ ...BARBIE AINT GOT SHIT ON ME*[dnt take it personally if i dnt add u.i LOVE to meet new ppl but if i

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

halla at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wut iz up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: odessa, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

mariano (Oo)bwhy do they have to give candy... I want gifts

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN JOSE, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Veronique

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Ile-de-France
Country:: France
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

NIKKOLE Too Cruel to Be Kind

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Brie what's good

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: sydney,
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dr. Egon Spengler

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Providence, Rhode Island
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nicole

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Traditional Girl Uh yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow...

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Huntsville, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Fee I haven't entered a headline yet

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Markham, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ALLY. I AM CHUCK NORRIS

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN JOSE, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Seattle, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

robsauce

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BREA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Aaron The Powers of the Quail: Patience, Intelligence, Speed.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TACOMA, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Sam

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: City of Angels, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender