Own your suck |
When you start hearing these phrases everywhere andseeing them ont-shirts(thanks Kristine), remember you heard it here first."own your suck" and "there's enough suck to go around" are mine.Any use of ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:27:00 GMT |
How you like ’dem apples?!?!? |
While discussing the finer points of extra tart granny smith apples, I discovered I like my apples how I like my women....spicy and hateful.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:35:00 GMT |
Rants |
Ricki was just in town, visiting and going to the Card’s opening day. That was way more fun than I thought. Very glad to have gone. Ricki is a super duper gift giver. Very thoughtful and very u...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:33:00 GMT |
MLK Blvd |
...so, I’m driving west on Dr Martin Luther King Blvd today going to a customer’s. Every city has one that intersects with a Eclid Ave. That’s not new. I think this is unique to St L...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
An old music bio |
There's some stuff missing and I don't know when this was written. Missing stuff, like me playing with Red Ass Jones and the Goldbondsmen....and Me and Jeff trying to do some Acid Blue shows.I dunno, ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
HOCKEY math revised |
I'm not sure why people in the media think this.Probalby a way to manipulate info for a story....but I have a correction.A 20-14-5 record doens't make you six games over .500. That record is one-half ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:09:00 GMT |
Ballsack... |
...I just had to write that down somewhere.Ballsack. That's it. It just makes me laugh. Ballsack.Not so much as calling Jay "suck-a-duck". ...but enough.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:31:00 GMT |
WE DON’T LIVE IN A TRASH RECEPTICLE!!!! |
I don't know who all is aware, but we're not living in a trash receptacle or the dump. If you have a chip bag, sandwich wrapper, note from your douche of a significant other and especially cigarette b...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:09:00 GMT |
Hey! Its ok. |
Hey everybody, it's ok to use your turn signal. Actually, I request that you do. It's important that we who drive by law and safely know where you are going, so's not to wreck into your dumb ass. The ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:48:00 GMT |
The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life |
...not only a the name of my favorite Zappa record, but the name of a book being written by one of my close buddies, Shaun. He's actually writing it about the time he spent on the road with his best f...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
