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My Interests

Dogging, pizza, doughnuts and bum love (the OFFICE MIDGET loves it up the bum, MMMM BUM_LOVE)

Laughing at lightweights (midget and the cat lady included, going home early on friday poor form)

Also making fun of those who can not defend themselves, and watching funny clips on youtube involving kittens and children falling over! ha ha ha
What I really found interesting this week is that THE OFFICE MIDGET has a reptile fetish and particularly likes turtle scrotum! Nice

I'd like to meet:

All you students out there, especially;

Music:

The good stuff. With XFM playing in the office everyday we know every word to Razorlight, the Kooks or the Killers songs, try it test us.

Movies:

Zoolander, Godfather, Boiler Room, Back door bitches 6, mmm back door!!

Television:

Lets not talk about TV we are magazine so lets talk about us!!!

Luke 'Arty Farty' O'Neill - He's smoking from the speedy hand movements and has started to develop mild twitches due to the amount of time stareing at computer all day. He lives in the most exciting place on earth Warrington home of wire. He likens himself to a young Daniel Radcliffe because he too has scars from fighting evil doers. Nice guy!

Jason 'Token black guy' Njoku - A shrine appeared over the weekend in our bosses honour, mysterious I think not. It was either jason or santa and I can vouch that santa was with me all weekend. The compulsory chanting everyday though has slightly affected our efficiency levels, I dont want to talk about pubic hair in the morning. Loves 80's hairy porn.

Gregory - furniture

Books:

Do we look gay, there is no trust in this office for people who actually enjoy reading books.
We're a magazine so we like mags, and we need writers and models so get your thinking caps on and clothes off for the cause.
David Hasslehoff - Making Waves

Heroes:

The Hoff, not as amazing as thought though when we met him, always a disappointment isn't it.

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My Blog

brash @ the mint lounge

After a booming party last Tuesday and blinding sets from ANDRO, ZILLO and THE OLDBOY, we get ready for some more mess on and off the dancefloor.Both bars are open this week as last week was so busy.L...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:46:00 PST

cyber stalking - the future of social networking

many have been accused of being myspace whores.brash that innovative little bundle of creativity are attempting to push the boundaries of ettiquette and engage in a social networking experiment.CYBER ...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

THE WASTED ISSUE IS NOW UPON US

BRASH the Wasted Issue has finally been released after a hard 4 weeks of slog.Please if you manage to get hold of a copySome feedback would be much appreciated.......Peace1st Birthday celebrations28th...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

Liam Comes Out

Yes ladies, it's true. Liam likes it up the bum.We discovered an email in his outbox that was sent to Brash Resident Internet Geek, Tom.It said "My name is Liam, I am gay. I want Jason's cock."This co...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

Brash Hits the Streets

Well the day has finally come!! Brash hit the streets Tuesday 3nd October, we were literally trampled with people trying to get a copy either that or the free cheeseburgers being given out behind us! ...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Kersal Massive

Why hasn't anyone found us 'The Massive' yet get onto it people even if you only have hunt myspace for them, get them added to our friends and then we'l get them down to the office for an interview. G...
Posted by Brash Magazine on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST