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Louise

I saw your mum in town with her headphones on, running around smashing into people and bins. When i

About Me

alright spoons? i'm louise.....
me & my guy have our own little company
PAINTING pretty pictures and that........
we're ARTISTS you see.
we COLOUR in a bit,
DOODLE here and there,
and make a living off it............
SO....if ever you want something
PRETTY DAMN NICE,
we can HOOK YOU UP!
ART is the SHIT
& i love love LOVE IT
it's the BEE'S knees
& the CAT'S CAHOONAS
it's the DOG'S BOLLOCKS
it's THE SHIT
that's it.
i am very RANDOM
& generally talk a LOAD OF SHITE
which i LOVE
my BOYFRIEND loves it too
that's why he's my boyfriend
he's FIT
i have found my SOULMATE
HE ROCKS
i think PASSION in people is TOP BANANA
....although i dont like bananas
i'd rather be hated for who I AM
than loved for who I'M NOT
so there....
you BIG SQUARES
a few of the LOVES in my life:VIRGIL
MY FRIENDS
ART/ARTISTS
GEEKYNESS
FAFI
FAKE TAN
KISSING
HUGS
GETTING DRESSED UP
CHERRY TOMATOES
FILM
PASSIONATE/TALENTED PEOPLE
MUSIC
THIN DAYS
BEING AT LEAST 1/2HOUR EARLY @ THE CINEMA
SUNSHINE
LAUGHING
SUBWAY SANDWICHES
CANDLELIT DINNERS
TARINA TARANTINO JEWELLERY
BLAINE FONTANA
MASCARA
OLD BLACK&WHITE FILMS
(where has the romance gone?!)
CHICKEN CAESER SALAD
PHOTOS
THOSE DAYS.......
THOSE NIGHTS....
......that you just don't want to end
KATHIE OLIVAS
DANCING
HIGH HEELS
DISCOVERING THINGS
MOHITOS
PUPPIES
LEOPARD PRINT
ZACH BRAFF
PIC 'N' MIX
KIDROBOT
a few of the LOATHINGS in my life:CLOWNS
BANANAS
CHILDREN SINGING
PEOPLE WHISTLEING
DROPPING YOUR ICE CREAM : (
RUDENESS
BEING RUSHED
RICE PUDDING
LOSING THINGS.....
....just when you need them the most
LIARS & FAKES
GETTING BEAT ON COMPUTER GAMES
FAT DAYS
END OF A GOOD FILM
DADDY LONG LEGS
SPILLING UNREMOVABLE SHIT OVER YOURSELF.....
....oh & in horror movies where the victim will like just knock the killer out, leave him in a dazed state & think they'll get away.....you'd go to town on that muthafucka!!!!.....you don't leave a murderer to chance gawd damn it!!!!

My Interests

FUNKINPUBLIC IS: LOUISE WARDALE and VIRGIL BALL.
WHAT WE DO: Paintings & murals.
OUR STYLE: modern, funky, pop-arty, urban.but we can work out almost anything for you, from comic art to abstract and back to pencil sketches.
SIZE: we can work to almost any size or on almost any surface.
SUBJECT MATTER: almost anything, from your favourite holiday/family/friends (etc) photos, to your film & music icons or simply random images you just love.
PRICES: they vary depending on size & detail so get in touch!
PAYMENTS ACCEPTED BY CHEQUE or PAYPAL
SEE MY PICS FOR PHOTOS OF OUR WORK!
SOME OF FUNKINPUBLIC'S INSPIRATIONS:
TIM OKAMURA
ERIC BAILEY
BANKSY
BYROGLYPHICS
LOGAN HICKS
MIKE T
MIKE MIGNOLA
KALADEN
FAWN GEHWEILER
SAM FLORES
DAVID FLORES
SHAWN BARBER
ALEX ROSS
SYLVIA JI
LO CASTRO
MATTHEW BONE
ALLISON TORNEROS (PAPERBOOGIE)
DAVE KINSEY
JAMES JEAN
RUSTY
DAVID LACHAPELLE
SANTIAGO
JEAN SEBASTIAN ROSSBACH
THE ART OF CIP
LARA JADE
DAVID DOWNTON
MOLLY MOLLOY
SKOTTIE YOUNG
GINA KING
JASON BENTON
ILL SIDE INK.....
......plus SO MANY more

I'd like to meet:

ARTISTS
SKETCHERS
DOODLERS
PAINTERS
scribblers
splashers
stick'n'pasters
graffitti heads
THINKERS
CREATORS
FASHION WHORES
FUNKSTERS & FROLICKERS
GROOVERS & SHAKERS
PIMPS & HOS
LOVERS & FIGHTERS
PLAYERS & HATERS
RANDOM TRASH TALKERS
DIRTY STOP OUTS

GRRRRR...MIAOWWW

failing that....

david attenborough, quentin tarantino, zach braff, kathie olivas, blaine fontana,
sam flores, demetri martin, vince vaughn, fafi, salvador dali (next lifetime)

AT THE AGE OF SIX I WANTED TO BE A COOK. AT

SEVEN I WANTED TO BE NAPOLEON.

AND MY AMBITION HAS BEEN GROWING

STEADILY EVER SINCE salvador dali

Music:



I'M A SUCKER FOR:
ASS SHAKIN BEATS
DIRTY BASELINES
FUNKY HOUSE
D'n'B
MESSED UP ELECTRO HOUSE
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP
LATIN GROOVES
R&B
SOUL
JAZZ
stuff to dance to
stuff to chill to
stuff to get jiggy to :)
ANYTHING WITH FUNK....
because you gotta have the funk.....and the ability to throw one hell of a shape. WORD.

dwele, musiq soulchild, solid groove, loco dice, macy gray, lupe fiasco, slum village, lauryn hill, common, al green, dj mehdi, ray charles, groove armada, gym class heroes, the roots, 2pac, biggie, uffie, ray lamontagne, faithless, maxwell, jay-j, miguel migs, bob marley, sting, prefab sprout, anthony hamilton, raphael saadiq, lucy pearl, shy fx, curtis mayfield, bent, nat king cole, souls of mischief, christopher cross, teedra moses, shiny toy guns, css, the gossip, michael jackson, amy winehouse, mary j blige, simply red, floetry, marvin gaye, jill scott, de la soul, erykah badu, calvin richardson, mj cole, frank sinatra, gwen stefani, arctic monkeys, jurrasic5, nina simone, nas, sandy rivera, zero 7, angie stone, talib kweli, brian mcknight, pretty much anything from defected, stevie wonder, ll cool j, james brown, aretha franklin, grandmaster flash, d'angelo, aphex twin, anita baker, mf doom, jay-z, jamiroquai, way out west, felix da housecat, finley quaye, timo maas, deep dish, the streets, kelis, sasha, leftfield, dj yoda, mylo, kings of 2moro, layo n bushwacker, erick morillo, nuvo music, moloko.....& too many more!!

Movies:

a mixture of:
zombies
laughs
scares
blood
soppyness
happy endings
true stories
romance
gangsters
& vince vaughn

Books:

arty books
fashiony books
true story books
facty books
lovely books
scary books
funny books

Heroes:


VIRGIL...

my..... soulmate, bestmate, film buff, geek, artist, sleepy-head, personal google, blue eyed boy, safe place, shoe-aholic, fellow food appreciater, sunshine, and one of the most talented and funny people i've ever met. my everything
I gotta admit sometimes I feel weak for loving you the way I do, It's beyond me, I can't control it or force it to be, you know, what I want it to be, I think about you so much when I'm with you and when I'm not, It's deep, the way, just looking in your eyes just changes my whole perspective, Nothing is more beautiful than loving you, holding you being next to you, Kissing your lips taking my time with you, Nothing is more beautiful than loving you Holding you being next to you, Moving my hips, Moving in time with you, but of all the things in the world, god gave us to each other, It's amazing, You are the king I always imagined, This is the best time of my life. JILL SCOTT
ALL of my TRUE friends...you know who you are..who never judge, and always make me smile. People who are so creative it hurts, who make beautiful images that make me smile, discuss, be inspired, just go fuck back to the drawing board for me....but what makes me (slightly) jealous only makes me work harder and strive for what i want out of life. People who are themselves and don't front for anyone or take shit lying down!.....as i don't always have the courage to do it.....although i do have a tendancy to be too honest for my own good and say how i feel without thinking. big mouth.......but a big heart........if i let you in........

My Blog

300

you HAVE to go see this film.it is seriously like porn.oh my god....and ladies, if you dont get hot watchin this there's something wrong with you ............or is there something wrong with me???...e...
Posted by Louise on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST

SUNGLASSES?????????????

why the hell do so many people insist on wearing sunglasses on a night out or indoors?????you don't look sexy you look retarded....because incase you hadn't noticed the sun doesn't come out at night o...
Posted by Louise on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

my birthday.........

  fucking awesome.that's all i have to say about that......   apart from.....   - mohitos - throwing shapes - & the best ladies & gents ever. you guys are fucking legends &...
Posted by Louise on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST

i am a COMPLETE TWAT

so last night me and becki go out, all good, get to sankey's with our tickets, she pulls em out of her bag only to find it's a bank statement and not the tickets! so we had to pay in.....after that th...
Posted by Louise on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

ibizaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

is booked!! woop woop!!! im gona frazzel on the beaches by day and dance until my shoes fall off at night. can't fucking wait.girls, it's gona be a top one.let's go fuckin mental!! aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Posted by Louise on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

TALKIN IN MY SLEEP.........

last night, apparently i firstly asked for a bacon roll and then continued my ramblings in fluent french...oo la la, tres impressed!.....i bet virgil loved it....a foreign hussy in his bed (if only fo...
Posted by Louise on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

PHARRELL TRIED MAKING OUT WITH ME AT A GARDEN FETE..........

i had a dream last night that the world was kinda coming to an end, and these massive snakes were taking over, and the tubes couldnt run because they were totally falling to bits as thats where the sn...
Posted by Louise on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

AAAGGGGHHHHHH!! STOP IT MUPPETS!!

FOR ALL THE MORONS OUT THERE:1) i DO NOT wana: meet up with you, have sex with you, cam for you, watch you wank off. NEVER2) me and my fella DID DO the paintings!!!!why else would we have em on here, ...
Posted by Louise on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

12 hours at dublin airport on new years eve!

LOOKING BACK, IF ONLY WE'D OF RANG BEFORE WE GOT TO THE AIRPORT....(THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS.........)BUT WE DIDN'T....SO WE GOT TO THE AIRPORT AT 6'0CLOCK NEW YEARS EVE...PLENTY OF TIME FOR OUR 8:30...
Posted by Louise on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

so fed up of LOSERS........

nobs who are your friends, then suddenly, overnight turn into complete twats. so over it. too many liars and backstabbers in this world...what HAIRY BALLSACKS. i'd love to be in a virtual world and pu...
Posted by Louise on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST