A Night With Jayy |
Jayy told me his detailed plan of how he wants to enslave a girl to fuck him and then scam her into scanning his ebay items while she walks around half naked in skimpy sluttly clothes. She has to be r...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:34:00 PST |
The Lawn Must Be Mowed! |
We just hired a regestered sex offender who lives about a block away to mow our lawn. According to the sex offender tracker he fucked his sister or something. It doesn't say rape though, maybe thats h...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:01:00 PST |
Monkeys + Masurbation = God. God = Fat Sandwhich |
From the front page of the Christian website "Atheists Nightmare" "Who created the Universe? Did we come from monkeys? How can Peanut Butter, a Banana, Grass, Straight Lines, Masturbating, Monkeys,...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST |
Stupid fucking cartoons and their asshole non-faced character fucks! |
If there was an award for best blog titles, I would have just won like 9 times. In a row. yeah.
Anyway, I was watching Robot Chicken like an hour ago and they had an Inspector Gadget parody with Dr Cl...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST |
11 Things I’d Like To See Before I Die |
I decided that count down lists seem to be the best way to go about these blogs. So tonight’s episode is 11 Things I’d Like To See Before I Die:
1. I’d like to see a po...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST |
Tales From The Porn Shop |
2 Blogs in one night, wow! That’s more then I did in a year. Anyway, I used to work at a porn shop in the Poconos (where I still live) I don’t remember how long I worked there, some...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:41:00 PST |
Blog Is Short For Web Log. Thats Genius |
Hey how’s it going? Nevermind, don’t tell me. I don’t really care, I was just being polite (manners are for pussies!) I haven’t blogged in a many moons (that’s how people...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST |
ScreamerClauz Shirts On Sale Now!!! |
Well, I got rejected from 12 different screen printers but I finally found someone to print my shirt! I had to pay him in cash and not tell anyone where I got them, but the point is I HAVE THEM!!! The...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:42:00 PST |
SCREAMERCLAUZ, VOIDSTAR RUNNER & ROKHAUSEN LIVE NJ 12/7 |
12/07/06 NIGHT OF THE CREEPS II: NUCLEAR RAVE-O-CAUST Category: Music
THURSDAY DECEMBER 7THMACHINE PRESENTS: NIGHT OF THE CREEPS II:NUCLEAR RAVE-O-CAUSTfeaturing:SCREAMERCLAUZVOIDSTAR RUNNERROKHAUSEN...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST |
Music Video For The Deadly Venom |
I made a music video for The Deadly Venom its weird and creepy and weird.... did I mention weird? View it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0qKuldADo...
Posted by ScreamerClauz on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:18:00 PST |
