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Emily Ruiz Hard Up to English

Only come to me with peace and humor !

About Me

I am...... a total schmuck ! : )Who's addicted to fashion , old school punk rock , really bad art done by inde artists and anything to do with Warren Fitzgerald from the Vandals who a few years back did a novel of paintings including a used tampon in every painting . Pure creative magic !So, I decided to quit sitting at the back of the show and just put myself out there and I wrote my first book .This is my personal lousy contribution to the art world I hope you read it and tell me what you think .I hope to bring laughter to all those folks who are capable of going out on a limb in the grand world of screw or be screwed ! Otherwise know as dating .I hope you get a good laugh please check it out .Title :Hard up to EnglishISBN .. 1425943357Sold at all major online retailersBarnes & Noble , Amazon etc.

My Interests

Going to any art show the more aweful the art the better , drag shows , B - movies , political everything , playing tennis , plus all the normal girly stuff like shopping, fashion week , travel bla ,bla, bla.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody -Okay, so I have had lots of questions about the book . So here is my interpretation of the contents . It's Dirty , Funny , and the cover is basically a brown paper bag to hide what's inside . It's a fictional book of short stories and survey's that spoof the ordinary relationship book. It's written as a narrative to give the feeling that your swapping stories with a friend . It does have some solid relationship advice in the mix but, mostly just a bunch of humorous anecdotes . Plus lot's of " potty mouth " quote one book reviewer. I hope you enjoy it !The more potty mouth the better ! : )

Music:

A sucker for any old Cure , Morrissey , Smiths songs .

Movies:

My favorites : Sid and Nancy , Vacation , Rear Window all the Mel Brooks flicks , Doris Day & Rock Hudson 1960's romantic comedies and too many others to count .

Television:

Wish I had the time.... When I do Happy Tree Friends , Studio 60 , Arrested Development , and late night reruns .

Books:

First , not to sound totally lame I will list my own !Hard up to English ! Google it ! - Buy it ! - Read it ! - Tell me about it ! ........Please : )Then, I must admit I have a thing for all the ramblings of Henry Rollins . His Black coffee series are a must read .I also enjoy trashy , silly, fun chicklit pink cover novels about debs , fashion , NYC society types and of recent all the titles of my fellow My Space authors . You should also give them a peek !

Heroes:

My dear deceased mother . I miss her dearly and admire the incredible strength she possessed .

My Blog

A tidbit

Hello all you lovely people ! Well I must admit I had a tear brought to my eye this evening as I was in San Francisco shopping around and I noticed that the Tower Records on Bay street was going to be...
Posted by Emily Ruiz Hard Up to English on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST