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BillE

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am simply a complex being. My name is Saph. But you can call me Saph, Sapher, Saphist, el Sapherito, The Grand Master Saph, Saph the Cunt, the Wizard of Saph, SAph SAys, Sapholces, Darth Saph, Saph the Impaler, SAph of the North, Saph Jesus, Mr Saph, Sex on the Saph, Saphy Wafy SAph SAph, Saph Has Big Balls, Hair of Saph, Saph Buddha, Saph Goat Boy, Lord Saph, President of the United States of Sapherica, or Bill.NOW JOIN MY CULT YOU DUMB FUCKS-http://groups.myspace.com/saphism.-YOU JOIN EVERY OTHER FUCKING STUPID SYSTEM OF ERROR. If you don't care- then what the fuck do you care?Got no GOD? Got no religion? Not practicing your label of belief?Then you're a fucking SAPHIST already.That makes my cult bigger than any church of religion on earth- who rules the world now fuckers?!

My Interests

Pussy. Fem-arse. Tits. Stciking my cock in women. Bodily exchange. Heavy petting. Red wine and poetry.

I'd like to meet:

Artists. Creative introspectuals. Steppenwolves. Trees. Anarchists. Trippers. Nutters. Hedonists. Altruists. Luddites. Insurgent rebels. Bandito's. Sex fiends with solid vocab. Cunts and pussies. SAPHISTS.PEOPLE WITH A FUCKING MIND THAT CAN SEE PAST THE COCK THEIR SUCKING ON, AND ON PAST THE BALLS OF BULLSHIT, INTO THE VAST TRUTH OF UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU'RE NOT SUCKING, BUT BEING FUCKED BY YOUR OWN STUPIDITY. DUMB FUCKERS.

Music:

the sound of knobbing. the slurp and slap of skin logging.

Movies:

Porno.

Television:

Ads for lube. Sex call ads.

Books:

Porn.

Heroes:

What the fuck for?

My Blog

cunts and cocks

I watched jaws the other night, for those of you ignoramouses that haven't seen the cinematic masterpiece, i'll review it - JAWS a film about castration complex.Three men on a sinking boat battling on...
Posted by BillE on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:24:00 PST

there was a framer had a dog...

there was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his namo- B-i-n-g- BANG! "Poppa, where's Bingo?" "Bingo's dead son. Now get me another beer."
Posted by BillE on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:01:00 PST

Little Miss Muppet

Little Miss Muppet, sat on her fat arse, eating her words away. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and then ate her fucking head.
Posted by BillE on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

cunt licking!

i love a good cunt lick! i'll lick cunt all day and all night! i like all varieties, from the tight and tidy to the loose and extroverted dangling darlings of puss puking perfection.I like to taste th...
Posted by BillE on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

Let BillE be Frank

hey lemmings.last night i had a wet dreamthese aren-t uncommon, nor are they confined to puberty.if i don-t fuck or whack off, then eventually i-ll blow a dozen in a dreamstate.now only i can figure t...
Posted by BillE on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

Valentines Gay

valentines day. happy. nuh.put it up there with new years pops, it fucking blows, but you don't get blown at all. i now know why the church no longer recognises St Valentines day.initially it was cos ...
Posted by BillE on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

THE DEATH OF SANTA- YOU VOTE HOW !

well happy shitmas arseclowns. on tonights episode of 'Survivor' we have Santa Claus. i know how much you all like your reality television, where you sit in sub-conscious states of reality's shadow an...
Posted by BillE on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST

Saphs birthday wishes to 'the War on Terror'

i ain-t gonna wish you a happy birthday man, that-s speculative bullshit/ as though my wishing is gonna make your day any fucking brighter/ not in this climate. i don/t wish an ill day upon you either...
Posted by BillE on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

GET FUCKED!

GET FUCKED!
Posted by BillE on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

oh fuck it!

And so i shoot her in the mouth with all the clag of my sticky situation.She smiled and her lips seemed to be bonded to my flesh by default of my creamy vommit.'Jesus Christ Bill', she said, 'that was...
Posted by BillE on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST