cunts and cocks |
I watched jaws the other night, for those of you ignoramouses that haven't seen the cinematic masterpiece, i'll review it - JAWS a film about castration complex.Three men on a sinking boat battling on... Posted by BillE on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:24:00 PST |
there was a framer had a dog... |
there was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his namo-
B-i-n-g- BANG!
"Poppa, where's Bingo?"
"Bingo's dead son. Now get me another beer." Posted by BillE on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:01:00 PST |
Little Miss Muppet |
Little Miss Muppet,
sat on her fat arse,
eating her words away.
Along came a spider,
and sat down beside her,
and then ate her fucking head. Posted by BillE on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST |
cunt licking! |
i love a good cunt lick! i'll lick cunt all day and all night! i like all varieties, from the tight and tidy to the loose and extroverted dangling darlings of puss puking perfection.I like to taste th... Posted by BillE on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST |
Let BillE be Frank |
hey lemmings.last night i had a wet dreamthese aren-t uncommon, nor are they confined to puberty.if i don-t fuck or whack off, then eventually i-ll blow a dozen in a dreamstate.now only i can figure t... Posted by BillE on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST |
Valentines Gay |
valentines day.
happy. nuh.put it up there with new years pops, it fucking blows, but you don't get blown at all.
i now know why the church no longer recognises St Valentines day.initially it was cos ... Posted by BillE on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST |
THE DEATH OF SANTA- YOU VOTE HOW ! |
well happy shitmas arseclowns.
on tonights episode of 'Survivor' we have Santa Claus.
i know how much you all like your reality television, where you sit in sub-conscious states of reality's shadow an... Posted by BillE on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST |
Saphs birthday wishes to 'the War on Terror' |
i ain-t gonna wish you a happy birthday man, that-s speculative bullshit/ as though my wishing is gonna make your day any fucking brighter/ not in this climate. i don/t wish an ill day upon you either... Posted by BillE on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST |
GET FUCKED! |
GET FUCKED! Posted by BillE on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST |
oh fuck it! |
And so i shoot her in the mouth with all the clag of my sticky situation.She smiled and her lips seemed to be bonded to my flesh by default of my creamy vommit.'Jesus Christ Bill', she said, 'that was... Posted by BillE on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST |