Hello, my name is Rusty Jones. I was born on June 9th, 1969, in the small town of Eustis, Maine, where I experienced first hand the toll that the harsh New England winters take on an automobile's undercarriage. That's why I've devoted my life to the advancement of rust protection systems technology. Today, now more than ever, one's automobile should be viewed as an investment rather than an appliance. In accordance with this fact, it has become my dream to see my patented undercoating on all bustleback Cadillac Sevilles and two-door Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency diesel models by 1982, as well as many other nameplates in the General Motors lineup as the decade progresses. This revolutionary single-stage process is the first of its kind in the world. In fact, a member of the local riff-raff once referred to me as being the "O.G. of rust protection," and told me my flannel shirt was "phat."
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Update: **Official overview of the Nov. 21st Tight Whips meeting**
What: Official Tight Whips Meeting
Where: Tight Whips Headquarters, Chelmsford MA
When: Tuesday November 21st, 10:00pm
Who: Rusty Jones, Z-Lock, and Chapman
Rusty Jones and Chapman arrived early and installed a new lighting system in the Man-Land section of Tight Whips Headquarters
Z-Lock arrived around 10:00 after getting out of work
First order of business: Tight Whips Official Beverage
Rusty Jones announces that the Arizona Ice Tea companies "Arnold Palmer Lite" beverage is the official beverage of the Tight Whips Car Club. Samples were distributed to all in attendance.
Second: Discussion of new lighting system as well as discussion of both new Arnold Palmer Lite and BBW pornography already located in Man Land
Third: Brief discussion of a certain "Whacko Tobacco" cigarette, as well as brief interuption of meeting to move cars in order for other occupants of Tight Whips Headquarters to leave the premesis
Fourth: Honestly, I forget.
Fifth: Discussion of Dan:
It was decided that Dan ******** is messed up in the head and has no sense of direction in life. Discussion of various career opportunities for Dan as well as how his lack of direction affects those around him lasted for a short while and the discussion eventually ended up back on the subject of BBW pornography.
Sixth: Mostly a blurr, but plans to put Operation Peg-Leg in to effect were brought up.
Seventh: The decision was made that Operation Peg-Leg would go down that evening, members piled in to Rusty Jones's vehicle and the Tight Whips meeting was briefly moved to an undisclosed part of Chelmsford.
Chapman urinated in a bush while Rusty Jones and Z-Lock drove away, only to return and find that Chapman had plotted revenge, but ultimatly, Rusty and Z-Lock probably got the better end of the deal while Chapman got the shit end of the stick, hence his nickname "Shitstick"
Eighth: Tight Whips Car Club returns to Headquarters where discussion of Operation Peg-Leg continues.
Nineth: Meeting is moved from Man Land to heated area of Headquarters where members discussed several automotive related topics for a short period of time before calling the meeting to and end.
Plans for the next Tight Whips meeting have not been made yet, check back for updates
Z-Lock
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