Dale, Ellie, Yahtzee, Velvet, Barb and Charles, sitting and staring, animal welfare, attempting to train my pets, overeating
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Lil' Pearl Hogg Hillbilly Name Generator
no one - meeting people makes me anxiousa
Tori Amos, Stevie Nicks, Heart, Prince, Beastie Boys, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Patti Smith, Liz Phair, Stevie Wonder, Stones, Nirvana, Sleater Kinney, White Stripes, Dolly Parton, Black Keys, Willie Nelson, Amy Winehouse...i don't know...whoever....no one creepy like Toby Keith
Flashdance, Boogie Nights, Big Lebowski, anything involving Christopher Guest, Dirty Dancing, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Mommie Dearest, Kate's Secret, Harold and Maude, Michael Clayton, Brokeback Mountain, blah, blah, blah
Flight of the Concords, The Office, Family Guy, Simpsons, Sopranos, Little House on the Prairie, Roseanne, Anything on HGTV or the food network except stupid Rachel Ray, Strangers with Candy.....how much more do i have to type?
anything by Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Jean Donaldson, Patricia McConnell or Karen Pryor, Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants, Valley of the Dolls, Wifey, Don't Shoot the Dog, anything that has to do with dog training or animal welfare, any kind of cookbook....like to read them as if they are novels...fuck it
Randy Grim, Jane Goodall, Henry Bergh, Dr. Bob from Gateway, Sharon - the volunteer at the city kennel that has been coming in every Saturday and Sunday for over 20 years to feed the dogs (sometimes bringing in her own food)...these poor dogs would not get fed otherwise, anyone truly committed to helping out homeless animals....that doesn't include the Humane Society...you guys suck