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Things I Love

Seems i've been on the neggy-neggy tip as of late what with the stupid crap about stupid people so today i will post about things I love...Fashion Corner:Indie Rock Hair styles - you thought they'd go...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:02:00 GMT

Dear Renee Zellweger, What is your face? (pt2 of Celebrity Bash Bash)

Dear Renee Zellweger's face,why ya gotta be scrunched up all the time? I don't get it. Every time I see a pic of you she's got ya all pushed out, chin down, with squinty eyes & lips pursed like she's ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:37:00 GMT

Dear Dane Cook, I hate you. Sincerely, everyone

So this stupid ass Dane Cook stand up shit better just air & go away because I'm tired of the stupid commercial on comedy central. The "grabber joke" on the ad is "you know you're drunk when u get int...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:24:00 GMT

I cant stop winning the Lottery

Well, I did it again! I won the lottery in some foreign country at least three times this week & it's only Tuesday. My life is certain to change for the better now. I can't believe how many times I've...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:53:00 GMT

Love the hurting away...

Why does this song get stuck in my head all the time? It should be noted that the song actually appeared(?)in the sequel, not the movie of the same name.Know why?Danny DiVito, that's why!!
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:02:00 GMT

ok. I need a new picture.

First thing's first. Find my ultra tight t-shirt with some emo band triple-screened on the left breast/shoulder. I hope I find the brown one. Brown t-shirts are so Awesome!! OK. Now I gotta comb my ha...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:38:00 GMT

you can't argue the faxtcs

So...Back to school last week. ALREADY BORED! I'm taking this english class that's all about the Elements of Argument. Wow. I could argue that the kid who sits in front of me is a bag. And I don't eve...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Y shood I care Bout Skoo

I can't wait to see my grades this semester. I totally aced everything! yeah. Aural Skills ? Nailed 'em (again). For anyone who hasn't taken the exam yet the answers are: I IV iii V, Major, Melodic M...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:40:00 GMT

taking away rights by increments

1. No Smoking!2. No Drinking!3. No Eating!4. No Thinking!5. No Breathing!By the way, they have no way to enforce a "no smoking" law at your favorite local adult beverage distributor. It's all by honor...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:38:00 GMT

seriously, I need the money...

I'm posing nude for Italian Vogue. I really need the money. They asked & I talked to my minister & decided to do it. Now the problems begin. Like how am I supposed to get to Italy? I've already sold t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:23:00 GMT