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Bobbalongo

In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary. -George Orwell, 1984

About Me

Hey, what's up with myspace trying to be all facebook? Fronters.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)I am honest. I like fun. My heart is on my sleeve. I get excited when I get a comment. Not very many people get how complicatedly simple I am. If you do, I totally wanna hang out...well, maybe. If I feel like it.cacapoopoofartfartdiarrheaWe are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.I'm in a Linda Ronstadt tribute band called "Blue Bayou."

My Interests

...Astrology, cooking, baking, crafting, making/altering clothes and accessories, ballet, singing, bugs, looking at gory things, walking around on a day off, shopping for dealios, eating raw human or animal fetuses, travelling anywhere, always changing it up.

I'd like to meet:

people on the street with groovy kind of feet

Music:

Yes, I likes Musicks.

Movies:

Chickitey check out my "Cute Purse and Rad Jacket":.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>More shorts here: http://channel101.com/shows/specials.php?pos=15&sort=sho w_title&dir=ASC&limit=15

Television:

...anything on Discovery Health Channel, Bravo, HGTV, National Geographic Channel,VH-1 has got some guilty pleasury reality, Food network, Showtime, The Robyn Roth Channel,....

Books:

Astrology For the Soul, Messages From Michael, all Bukowski, Sedaris, Geek Love, the Harry Potters, InStyle magazine,...

Heroes:

Marbles Harsgrove, Eartha Kitt, Meryl Streep, Mary Louise Parker, Toni Colette, Tiffany Roth, Mister Rogers, Mrs. Wagar..... .. ..
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My Blog

I saw

a 17-year-old boy get dropped off by his Mother in front of a house on Latin Street, and he was wearing a black T-shirt that said:I(heart)LatinasAnd he was Latino.I wish I had a camera in my eyes....
Posted by Bobbalongo on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:20:00 PST

Do you really think sitcoms are funny?

I'm living at home for the Summer to save money. I got home from work today, and my Dad was in the kitchen watching Two Dads and a Son, or Duckie and Charlie Sheen are brothers, and one of them has a...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:51:00 PST

Red Eye is Evil

The show "red eye" (I don't want to even capitalize it ) on the fox news channel, is disgustingly evil. It's not funny. It's the opposite of funny. It can't be funny because of how negatively slante...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

Romanian Managers

So my Man and I moved into our new place in April. It costs a million dollars a month and it's a big 70's building. It's worth the high rent 'cause we live in the best neighborhood and we have lotsa...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

Close-Standers

I just moved and in the middle of organizing crazy piles of freshly moved in stuff, i realized I needed to go to Washington Mutual to deposit monies. i figured it would just take a half hour or so ou...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

Everybody in Boulder is white.

So, I've been in snowy, 4 degree Boulder for a week now. It's beautiful and fairy taley and I love hanging out with one of my bestest friends, Leslie, but EVERYBODY is white here! I was in Target, a...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Rosie O'Donnerr

Rosie on the View was imitating Chinese people by saying ching chong egg foo young, and now every Asian person in the world hates her for mocking them.They say:"The use of the distorted phrases is ins...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST

Henry Pennerino's 5th Birthday

Henry the cat's birthday was yesterday.4AM: Henry wakes me up by throwing up a hairball next to my head in bed.8AM: Henry meows to be let out. It's his birthday, so I oblige.9AM: I am woken up by Hen...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

$2 Dollar Movie Theater

The $2 before 6PM, $3 after, $1 hot dog, $3 for a drink movie theater on Laurel Cyn and Victory is closing on Thursday. I found this out on my way in to see Monster House tonight (Tuesday). The kid ...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

Fancy Fones

How come people are having so many problems with their fancy cellphone/computers? I have encountered many people (mostly guys) that laid down anything from $300 to over $1000 for one of these thangs,...
Posted by Bobbalongo on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST