DATE NIGHT: After I introduce myself, Margot & I discuss a scene in which Julia Roberts has just fallen off her husband's boat. Her psychopathic husband's response is to scream her name (Laura). Repeatedly. About Me, Really: Voted one of D.C.'s funniest college comics by the D.C. Improv, Ian is also an actor and writer. He recently left New York for Los Angeles, and was pleased to discover he is the only actor ever to have had this idea. His appearance on AMC's Date Night was both his national television debut and an answered prayer for every girl who has secretly dreamed of her own awkward go-round with "The Federgreen." Ian graduated from the University of Maryland with a degree in American Studies. Comedy is not a choice but a neccessity, as his American Studies degree prepares him for nothing. As an actor, he has appeared in works ranging from Shakespeare to Durang, a favorite role being Lenny in Neil Simon's Rumors. As he graduates from Facebook to Myspace, he is excited, and a little scared. Hold him.