It's like this |
I lost my keys yesterday.
I looked for them for an hour.
An hour in my tiny apartment.
I found them in the garbage disposal.
What the hell?
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:51:00 GMT |
fight club |
One time, I punched a security guard in the face at a concert.
I knocked her on her ass and her berat fly off her head.
(She hit me first with a flashlight to the back of the head.)
The other secu...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:50:00 GMT |
blog? |
I don't do blogs. I don't even know how! Wait... I'm doing it now. I gotta go.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
