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About Me

Black furred devil...Felined demon of chaos...These are the names others have given to me, and I hold them in pride. I was once a timid stray rescued from the wild and given shelter. Unbeknownst to my rescuers, I was a sinister little kitty with dreams of world domination (or...at least my neighborhood). I built a hidden lab, recruited my two fellow house cats, Maverick and Sisily, and did, what else?, dissected them and made them better. My experiments were progressing nicely... and then it happened: a darkened imagination oozed into me. Now I was complete! I took Mav and Sis with me, blew up my old house and hooked up with Dr. Kattoflesalat. Now I am his weapons design specialist and living the good life.

My Interests

demolitions, experimentations, occult like stuff, black magic, world domination, arts and crafts, collecting designer litter boxes, interdimensional travel, tyranny

I'd like to meet:

Hitler--- to bitch slap that pansy with my iron kitty fist Cobra Commander (from GI JOE)--- he always made me laugh Dracula--- to suck his essence Death--- so i can sucker punch him

Music:

Litter Box, Rob Zombie, Classical

Movies:

Seven- the special edition with feline subtitles... Cats and Dogs (with the special "cats castrate dogs" ending)... Pet Semetary... the ultra gore edition of That Fucking Cat

Television:

ALF

Books:

They all tried to copy me... the Book of Nod... the Book of the Dead... the Satanic Bible...bah...there can only be one book of evil...mine.... The Book of Jinx!

Heroes:

Me..got any probllems with that? This fantastical portrait of yours truly was created by the fabulous one, Krash Kitten. Me and Cassie... i take care of her now:) This is me... by Andy Jewett... i smile.

My Blog

The Army continues.....

Its time again friends.... new recruits have poured in... Krash Kitten and i achieved a brutal victory over Muriel... rejoice! First up is: Sweetums--- a very cute and innocent looking kitty... then.....
Posted by Jinx on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:05:00 PST

training day is here!!!!

Its time...break out your ICY Hot and your sweat towels... plans are in motion.... i needs you all in tip top physical shape!!! Exercise and condition.. for we will make them all burn ...
Posted by Jinx on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

The Army- part 2

The recruitment movement has been strong... new soldiers join the ranks daily... and along with the introduction of me and Wicket's daughter just days ago... a new announcement: More Specialist for my...
Posted by Jinx on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

Introducing...

My daughter, Adria.She is the offspring of myself and Wicket. I believe her to have the best qualities of both of us...A cat's body, fur as dark as clouds at night, tipped with a deadly red. In this...
Posted by Jinx on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST

my army!

Every cat needs her army... and mine has begun..this is the start of it. more fodder...i mean troops are needed! This i command! the first is codenamed: Birdy cat--- when we need to go und...
Posted by Jinx on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

distastefulness

Why do Clowns prance around acting like they make people happy? The are painted jackals... nothing more nothing less. if i had a dollar very clown i have wanted to beat with a rusty nail..well.....
Posted by Jinx on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST

Garage Sale---sponsored by Jinx, United

BIG SALE STARTING SOON SPONSORED BY JINX, UNITED ..."WHEN YOUR LIL' PUSSY NEEDS SOME FIREPOWER...SEE US!" HUGE ALLOTMENTS OF ASSORTED GOODS FOR YOUR GLOBAL CONQUEST DESIRES: (X1)- NUCLEAR POWERED THIN...
Posted by Jinx on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST