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Simon LeMew

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A Survey for Pets!
What type of animal are you? fabulous feline
What is your name? Simon LeMew
What other nicknames do you have? Known as Kompai Kitty among the Kodama crime family, called Kittypants McGee by the Winter Hill gang and sometimes just Whiskers...
What is your favorite treat? tuna and icecubes in my filtered water
What would your owner describe you as? wise beyond my years
What is the funniest thing you have done? mid-air acrobatics
What is the bravest thing you have done? slapped a big Doberman
Yes or No
Are you neutered? of course!

Are you a social animal? I'm selective...
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? how would you know???
Are you friendly? naturally
Are you overweight? a wee bit
Do you like warm milk? milk is bad for me!
Do you eat cheese? cheese is bad for me!
Do you eat bugs? puh-leez, too much class
Do you live with other animals? just TweetTweet the tormented parakeet
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? indeed
Do you like to exercise? sparingly
Do you like car rides? not at all
Do you get into stuff? catnip and the cupboards
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? my mommy is my favourite person
Do you like to swim? I'm adorable in waterwings.
Do you chase laser pen dots? just stare attentively
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? i ADORE my mommy
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My Interests

I enjoy trying to catch Penelope...

adopt your own virtual pet!begging for food,keepin' it gangsta,and playin with my pet baby and here's the exciting footage of me apprehending my pet baby two years ago

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I'd like to meet:

my archnemesis, Tommy TwoTone, in a dark alley... but also, all ailurophiles, the heroes I listed and any fly swingin' kitties and hot kitty mommas out there looking for a good time. Also, I'd like to meet the Shirin Guild, backstage, after a live show! Check out this hot Italian indie rock outfit before they get swept away by booze and hookers!

Music:

swingin' jazz, blues, the mighty Shirin Guild and more and Bjork's pretty cool...

Movies:

The Godfather series - naturally, but also...

Television:



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Books:

I only enjoy sleeping on them, preferrably the exact page + line that my human slave is reading.

Heroes:

moi-meme bien sur, Hobbes, the Thundercats, Brak the Space Cat, Bob Barker and window lickers