simon jellylorum

A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? no, but when i dream i twitch alot and my hands and feet go crazy
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? i pretend i'm a fighter...but i'm really a lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? all humans who aren't my mom
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? fuck no...are you insane?
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? i'm fluent in two languages and i have a crimp in my tail.
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? NO
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? not yet.
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? no. i have a sister and brother. i love terrorizing my sister.
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? YEEEEEE HAH!!!!
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? no.
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? my mom calls me "pretty boy" -how embarrassing is that?
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? about two months ago when i went to the vet. my mom says we're travelling this summer, tho.
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? very. on my back. next to my mom.
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? green, silly!
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? i don't know yet.
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? who cares? my human's a WOman.
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? i can't tell.
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no. i'm a dude.
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? chase bugs!!!!!!
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? i like the feather toy my mom makes me.
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