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Wicket

i am chaos on caffeine

About Me

My name is Wicket... a superhero...kinda. I used to be a stuffed animal teddy bear... now i'm kinda like a wolfed out bear.. and alive. My master, Jon, was mugged... put into a coma... his imagination sprung forth and the dark side of it became living chaos... i was brought to life to help fight it... and given a partner named Imp... his nose is shaped like a penis. least that's what i tell him. i furry and full of lovin'. This is me when i went overseas to help out the troops. I bit Saddam's kneecaps... and they let me keep a tank.

My Interests

comic books... movies...ladies... i like ladies... like the causal firing of a gun... volleyball...unless there's a team of midget rabbits...they creep me out. I also like to golf... this is me in action... it took three washes to get the pee stains outta my pants after that stray bolt of lightning:( This is a girl that really mats my fur... ain't she hawt? Her name is Cole... she makes me steamy(don't be jealous Tabbycat... you can still market my chippendale wicket dolls...just get rid of that fucking owl) And here is another lovely lady.. her name is Luc! she's a mental patient but i don't hold that against her:) Drawing of the two of us love birds was done by Tonia... check her myspace out... "tonia" in my friend's list and check her cool site out at http://ninjagirl.deviantart.com Thanks for the awesome pic,Tonia! NO OWL IS SAFE!

I'd like to meet:

Bacchus... that piece of shit greek god of wine and stuff... he stole my 300 game in bowling one night...he will burn. Kiera Knightley--- i once drank 50 2liters of Mountain Dew and used the empty bottles to make a sculpture of her. Which lovely lady wants to join me in this here bed? wink wink

Music:

nine inch nails, mighty mighty bosstones...

Movies:

Lilo and Stitch, ewok adeventure, clockwork orange, ghostbusters, caddyshack, planet of the apes, james bond movies, spice world...

Books:

anarchists cookbook, buffy the vampire slayer episode guides

Heroes:

myself...