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Sandy Nelson

Sandy Nelson: Art Prostitute!

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Welcome to Sandy Nelson:Art Prostitute.

A musician since birth, an actor since 1990 and a comedian since 1997 you'll have seen me as John Wallace in Braveheart, and as Chris the Postie in Still Game, amongst other stuff. Check my blog at: Nordic Exposure

My first play Metrosexual played at Oran Mor in spring 2007 with great success.
website: www.sandynelson.co.uk

My Interests

My Wedding

I'd like to meet:

Some of the Characters I've played.

When I was with the comedy troupe Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance we made a whole load of sketches all shot and cut by my very self. They can be seen on You Tube. Just go there and type my name in the search box to see over 100 of them. Anyway, here's a couple of my faves. Enjoy.x.
Sexual Perversions of the 1800's
Sports Globe-World Kirby Championships.Sports Globe-World Kirby Championships.

Music:



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Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five(1961)
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And some good Swedish pop. Alright by Lost Patrol feat Lisa Miskovsky.

Movies:



Annie Hall
Rear Window
Cradle Will Rock

Casablanca
My Life as a Dog
Rififi

Trading Places
Sideways
Garden State

Goodbye, Columbus
Sweet Smell of Success
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A scene from L'Auberge Espagnol. It was retitled Potluck for the Brits and The Spanish Apertment for the Yanks.

Television:

The incomparable Lt. Columbo chalks up another one.

Books:



Ghostwritten
Breakfast of Champions
Down and Out in Paris and London

The Works of Robert Burns
Why I Write
One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

Best Short Stories
Asterix the Gladiator
Cosmic Trigger II: Down to Earth

The Catcher in the Rye.
Garnethill
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Clip from and excellent adaptation of an excellent book. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby.

Heroes:

Sammy Davis Jr as Biggy Daddy in Sweet Charity singing "Rythm of Life." Class act all the way.
Bettie Page shakes it in Teasarama (1955)

The Master. Leonardo.

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My Blog

sign up!

Hiya,You can now sign up to my blog at Nordic Exposure by clicking on the thingy in the right hand toolbar.Oh, and there's new posts.S.x. ...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:07:00 PST

New Blog

Hi there boys and girls.Click to check my blogspot for new blogs-Nordic ExposureNordic Exposure.S.x...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:57:00 PST

My Muso Friends

Hej hej, flickor,I've updated all my top friends to just musical artistes of all varieties, old and new,  most of whom are relatively unsung. Please randomly check them out 'cos they're all fucki...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:37:00 PST

Northern Exposure

Hi all,I have a new space for my blog.  It's calledNordic Exposureand it's athttp://nordicexpo.blogspot.com/But still check back here for anything.S.x. ...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:17:00 PST

Living In Arrochar.

I'm letting my flat in Arrochar. This beautiful 1 bedroom flat in the Argyll countryside is up for rent. Bespoke designer bathroom with cast iron bath and rainfall shower head....
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:39:00 PST

My Near Future.

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Posted by Sandy Nelson on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:46:00 PST

Eureka!

On Monday I got the final bits of tooth extracted from my upper jaw and a brand new plate was installed. It's great. Here are some pics my Mrs took before and after the surgery.Before.After...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:00 PST

George Carlin R.I.P

America loses it's last living genius. George Carlin died on Sunday at the age of 71. He was the guy who did the "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits" routine. I reccomend that...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:54:00 PST

I’m Moving To Shetland!

Caroline and I are moving from here.....to here....'Cos she's now the Art Teacher here.....and it's got a famous bus shelter...So therr ye go. If emdy wants to rent a one bedromm flat in Arrochar for ...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:25:00 PST

Dry Cleaning

How come in American sitcoms the most subserviant thing you can do for someone is pick up their dry cleaning? In Seinfeld-"He wants you to pick up his dry cleaning? What’s that all about?" In Fr...
Posted by Sandy Nelson on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:59:00 PST