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Posted by ··deviant·· on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST |
tender young ears |
grandma bought the munchkin an mp3 player for christmas, and requested that mommy fill it up. mommy cleverly questioned the child about what she would have on said hypothetical device. the...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Alright, fine. |
Tagged. Now everyone gets to add six more things to the huge list of weird shit about me. Lovely. Six will be named below to follow suit. DO IT.1.) I shower with the curt...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST |
bang bang bang. |
along the vein of badgers and mushrooms,there will always be "bang bang bang".seriously, this warms my soul.i havent seen it in forever.but its one of those things you cant go through life without see...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST |
please be advised. |
the following items are not suitable substitutes for sleep:*mint chocolate chip ice cream, even if its twice as cool and delicious as regular ice cream that is neither minty, nor chocolatey, nor chipp...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST |
basmati rice and fried eggs |
two am, friday night... clad in mooing-cow fleece pajama pants parked in front of this crappy crt monitor because i ran out of reruns almost an hour ago. that's what i call having your finger on...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Jarring Childhood Flashbacks |
For your listening enjoyment.Because if you haven't puked by a tree... you haven't lived!!!!Truthfully, I have something poignant and life-altering to say,rather, to announce to the universe...I'm jus...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST |
grey |
Princeton's online dictionary defines the word 'surly' as "inclined to anger or bad feelings with overtones of menace". Unfortunately, that's a little too lengthy to have tattooed across my fore...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST |
Light Bulb |
Today I woke, and I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Turn the world on its ear!Make something happen.Be extraordinary.
Because I fucking said so.
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Posted by ··deviant·· on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST |
Even made a homepage for my dog. |
[white and nerdy][weird al yankovic][my love, your schtick will never get old for me.][especially since you finally wrote me a song!]They see me mowin', My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm ...
Posted by ··deviant·· on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST |
