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Eric

My clock radio SMELLS like my GameBoy, but it TASTES like my library card

About Me


We are the Music Makers and we are the Dreamers Of The Dreams.

Misspent youth tending the seeds of debauchery. Developed them into a thriving hothouse that knows neither time nor season. (Or appropriateness, for that matter. Or tact.) I spend most of my time in there weeding.

Spent the better part of my adult childhood in the Lower East Side lounges and taverns as a journeyman player in various outfits, hacking away at whatever instrument was laying around. The groups I worked with leaned toward the dark, brooding, pour-me-another-whilst-I-sharpen-this kind of music.

Lounge Noir, we liked to call it. (I believe Mark Steiner coined the term)

I settled down to piano for Kundera. We clicked. We all just clicked.

Things were going really well until the world went to hell.

I left the sanctuary of the East Village for the wild wastes of southwest Florida. What the fuck was I thinking, right? Right.

Every time I return to New York, I feel like I'm having lunch with an ex girlfirend that I SO regret dumping. I couldn't see her for what she really meant to me, and now she's moved on, content to be a casual aquaintance, and she's more goddamn beautiful than ever. I bask in her radiance for a few hours and then slink away, dejected, seething, biting my nails, back to my self imposed exile.

Actually, Fort Myers is pretty nice. All in all, not too bad. Weather's great. I could run down a list of petty complaints, but what's the point? Everybody's lived in the suburbs at one time or another in their lives.

Let me clarify that; the outdoors, the water, sky, trees, birds, all of that stuff is nice. The majority of people here are oxygen theives. And I've never seen such a vast amount of soul deadening architecture. Just effen hideous.

But enough about me. What's your excuse, punk?

My Interests

Yes. On occasion. I have my moments.

I'd like to meet:

Actors, Scientists, Mechanics, Priests. Violinists, gymnasts, programmers, pianists, woodworkers, fishing guides, philosophy students, percussionists, landscape architects, web designers, writers (fiction or otherwise), chefs, bartenders, tow truck drivers, publicicts, sound techs, pilots, carpenters, bankers, and massage therapists.

Music:


Rowland S Howard Jane's Addiction
Madrugada Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Massive Attack Bob Dylan
Social Distortion Midnight Choir
Tom Waits Beck
The Talking Heads The Stray Cats
Ministry Portishead
Radiohead The Reverend Horton Heat
The Cocteau Twins Leonard Cohen
Kaizer's Orchestra Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Dirty Three Sigur Ros
Tindersticks

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life, Stir Crazy, The Blues Brothers, Swingers, Grumpy Old Men, Goodfellas, Lost In Translation, Unforgiven, The Shawshank Redemption, Dogma, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Wings Of Desire

Television:

The West Wing. Six Feet Under. Botany for Nudists. (Lifetime Channel)

Books:

Zen And The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M Pirsig, Lust For Life by Irving Stone, The Iceberg Hermit by Arthur Roth,The Hero With a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, Visions of Cody by Kerouac, The Tao of Physics by Fritjof Capra, Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller, The Star Thrower by Loren Eiseley.Currently reading: Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, and Uncle John's Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader by The Bathroom Readers Institute

Heroes:

Bill Hicks. Bob Woodward. Jimmy Carter. Pat Tillman. Jack Lemon. Walter Matheau. John Stewart. Dr. Cox. Stewie. Vince Vaughn. Eddie Izzard.

My Blog

Party

I LOVE company Christmas parties. Ohh... to get in to the details would simply violate the first rule. "What happens at the company Christmas Party, STAYS there." Trust me, you WISH you were there. Bu...
Posted by Heretic on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST

God Damn it, Tom. Let's play TAG

Tag time! This is a game called TAG. Here's how to play: The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with (6) weird things/habits about yourself. At the end you need to choose th...
Posted by Heretic on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

Hussein Sentenced to Swing From The Gallows

I smell a photo op. Oh, the marketing blitz to follow. "Hussein Lynched!" T-Shirts, hats, coffee mugs, and of course, fine silk Mens Ties, just in time for the holidays. Of course, Milton Bradly coul...
Posted by Heretic on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

And The Winner Is:::

(Ahem): Bow Finger The middle finger. It's the one you shoot arrows with and the one you wave at your french neighbors. The Bow Finger has many uses. I'm sure you can think of many more exiting and co...
Posted by Heretic on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

Band name suggestions

Let's hear 'em, folks.Only suggest names that you will not later sue me for using.If I like your name, you'll get an honorable mention at our shows (CD liner notes, etc. All the carte blanche trapping...
Posted by Heretic on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

"Hot and sunny every day! Isn't that something? What are you, a fucking LIZARD?" - Bill Hicks

I am a true floridian.I'm wearing a wool cap, hoodie sweatshirt, tshirt, sweatpants, and shoes, it's 89 degrees out, and I'm feeling a bit of a chill.By the time I'm 50, I'll be like one of those crea...
Posted by Heretic on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Hips Don't Lie

I just watched a video by Shakira called "Hips Don't Lie". Well, let me tell you something. There's not much else they can't do. At one point, one of them was changing a carbourator in a '71 Chevelle....
Posted by Heretic on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:02:00 PST

Big Fat Rock Concert

Went to see Shinedown last night at Ricochet. Didn't really know who these guys are, but friends had tickets, and it's the Big Fat Birthday Weekend, so I was forced to leave the house at gunpoint. ...
Posted by Heretic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST