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:: kris ::

it's ok... i know you envy me... i'd envy me too if i could...

About Me

I love my friends whole heartedly and will do absolutely anything for them. I am wicked sarcastic and rude, and at times can be very abrasive... but it's all in good fun. I am obsessed with the 80's and with playing dress-up. I never get enough sleep. I have the most perfect daughter. I have a light Bostonian accent, except when i drink and then it comes out wicked thick. I hate liars, cheaters, racists, abusers, and assholes. if you are any of these please don't waste my time. I love to eat and cook and bake, but hate to clean! I love to be creative and try to branch out in all the crafty/ artsy fields as i can. I dumpster dive with my best friend whenever we can, fixing up/ restoring/ or revamping old stuff is a forte of mine. I paint and draw and scribble too... i guess if i missed something or you want to know more you can always ask. I am not easily offended so you can ask anything, but be aware and consider yourself warned that i will not sugar coat my responses... you get whatever is on my mind...

My Interests

::My Art::
www.framed-beauty.deviantart.com

::My Photography/ Stock photos::
www.framed-beauty-stock.deviantart.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm in a fantastic fulfilling relationship and couldn't be happier. We fight all the time but make up almost immediately... i wouldn't change anything about us for the world. He loves my daughter and she loves him back, what more could a girl ask for? I am always up for making new friends and new enemies (cause they are fun to have too).....

STALKERS NEED NOT APPLY, all positions have been filled.

Brett Brissett : The one woman/ FUCKINGBEAST[is that better hun?] on this earth that has gone out of her way to try and get under my skin. Anyone with that much dedication towards me, deserves to be in my presence and possibly have a small conversation.
God i thought one stalker was good enough.[Sorry Joel]

Music:

Here is the cliche.. answer.... I listen to everything. Yes i like country, and rap, and hip/hop, and r&b, and rock, and punk, and classical, and oldies, and pop, and techno, and Christian, and bluegrass, and whatever else is out there. I respect musicians and what they do. I am however quite picky in each genre... like i cannot stand anything by Britney Spears PERIOD and i feel like my ears are bleeding when i listen to Mindless Self Indulgence... there are more but that was the best examples i could give. On a daily basis i usually range from punk/rock/alternative/80's/emo music but i like to switch it up, so you will NEVER know what is in my car's cd changer!

Television:

When i get the chance i love to watch tv. I got hooked on Project Runway and i am ecstatic that my first choice designer actually won season 3. I love watching American Football (New England Patriots!, i don't like college ball). I am usually fixated on the food network, bravo, any Disney channel, fuse, any MTV, TLC - or any biproduct of the discovery channel.

Books:

I love to read but haven't had the time to buy any new ones. I also love suggestions on good books. I finished reading The Devil Wears Prada earlier this year and loved it. I have a decent collection of Nancy Drew mysteries, I've read all Shel Silverstein books and the Lord of The Rings series. I like all types of books though i prefer not to read any scifi stuff...

Heroes:

This is a lesson in procrastination, I kill myself because I'm so frustrated, And every single second that I put it off means another lonely night I gotta race the clock. What say we go and crash your car? And every time I leave you go and lock the door, So I walk myself picking at a chip on my shoulder, I'm another day late and one year older, I'M A FAILURE BY DESIGN.

My Blog

Jokes

you’ve got ’em!GOOD JOB!hope you are doubling up on your pills...cause here i comeballs or not sweetie, guilt is written all over your face too!good news is... i don’t care what you ...
Posted by :: kris :: on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Free your mind and soul

yes my friends!let it go!let it ALL go.no reason to stress over silly stuff.I mean seriously.... what does stressing over the future, or men, or the past, or dramareally do for you?No one knows what ...
Posted by :: kris :: on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:24:00 PST

So, i’m a psycho stalker type....

you know what is fun?finding out someone seeking out a person on your friends list to "befriend"then take thier log in information log in as them just so they can see and read EVERYTHING on your page ...
Posted by :: kris :: on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

LOOKIE LOOKIE, This ones PUBLIC...

Oh my, where do i start?Well, if you live under a rock you wouldn’t know i am moving. Thank god too, i despise Florida with the burning of a thousand suns. I know all of you have heard me sayin...
Posted by :: kris :: on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

Weekend Starter 3000

so we were coming home last night from a friends house. (we had already dropped off Samara with her father, THANKFULLY)and were turning onto Treeline from Daniels and Jack-ass Delux decides to fuck up...
Posted by :: kris :: on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:05:00 PST

Running Scared Sweetie?

so i find it rather funny that little mrs. big talker is afraid to show her face in my presence.Talks ALL KINDS of shit, as a matter of fact talks the shit when i have not said a thing about her or sa...
Posted by :: kris :: on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

No other reason other than because I CAN BITCHES!

Please Read ALL the way through! The end is fucking AMAZING! hee hee hee! One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin' Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And ...
Posted by :: kris :: on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:38:00 PST

I am the Moon......... apparently

You are The MoonHope, expectation, Bright promises.The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic...
Posted by :: kris :: on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

Halloween Party Pictures 2006

Create Your Own!...
Posted by :: kris :: on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

atleast i can control something!

so the most awesomest hairstylist in the whole wide word [lisa] fixed my GROSS hair and now it looks AMAZING!.... lets be honest my face needs some work but the hair rox! LOOK!!!Yea, i know imma nerd....
Posted by :: kris :: on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST