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Name: George
Birthdate: 4-22
Birthplace: Berlin
Current Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Eye Color: Hmm... Guess... I'm part of the Aryan Race
Hair Color: See answer above jackass
Height: 6'1
Weight: 210
Piercings: I ain't messing up this beautiful body
Tatoos: Again see answer above
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: A German doesn't know how to love
Overused Phraze: Blitzkrieg!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Sausage
Candy: Swiss Chocolate
Number: The 143rd division is my right hand if that's what your asking
Color: Blue/Blonde/duhhh
Animal: Anything that's bloodthirsty... like a wild, rabid Panda
Drink: Jarrito's... all flavors... for this I will spare Mexico
Alcohol Drink: Yoohoo and Vodka... it gives me a real kick
Bagel: The Germans didn't invent bagels, therefore I do not eat them
Letter: G for George and Germany
Body Part on Opposite sex: Mustache
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I prefer straight acid for the body
McDonalds or BurgerKing: It really doesn't matter because I always come out with something I didn't order
Strawberry or Watermelon: Cherries because I like to pop them
Hot tea or Ice tea: Both... Ice chills my bones while Hot warms the blood
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla... we are talking about women right?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Depends if the chocolate is made from those little Swiss wimps
Kiss or Hug: Skip that, I'm in it to get laid
Dog or Cat: I'm German so I like those little Dachshunds and Great Danes
Rap or Punk: Have you heard David Hasselhoff's latest Opera? Now that's music!
Summer or Winter: Summer because we lost the 2 deciding battles in both World Wars in the winter... F*cking Russians
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: I only watch David Hasselhoff and Arnold Schwarzennegar movies
Love or Money: Power will deliver both
YOUR...
Bedtime: Shit, whenever the hell I want. As a matter of fact, I'll take a nap right now ass
Most Missed Memory: The French finally leaving Germany
Best phyiscal feature: Shit, the whole package is the deal
First Thought Waking Up: Geez... its been over 3 hours since I last got some ass
Goal for this year: Same as last... Take over the world
Best Friends: No need for them, all you need is allies and loyalty
Weakness: Like hell if I told you, although I'm a sucker for bubbles
Fears: Russians, Russians, Russians, and the Quaker Oatmeal Guy
Heritage: GERMAN! Haven't you taken a hint by now
Longest relationship: Relationships are like war: you nail your target and then find another
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: My favorite drink is Vodka, what the f*ck do you think?
Ever Smoked: No, the only thing that can kill a German is a fag... Both kinds
Pot: I'll try it once I take over Amsterdam
Ever been Drunk: Let's say that I'm incoherent much more than I am in a conscious state... ok?
Ever been beaten up: Do I look like France?
Ever beaten someone up: Hell yes, you want to be next?
Ever Shoplifted: If I wanted to, I could...
Ever Skinny Dipped: There's nothing skinny about what I would be showing
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Why do you bother even asking that?
Been Dumped Lately: You dump me, you get shot... Plain and simple
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Aryan race, remember?
Favorite Hair Color: See above answer
Short or Long: Grow it out baby, German women look like men already
Height: Anyone women taller than me should be torched
Style: I don't care as long as she won't remember me in the morning
Looks or Personality: Ugly people save the world, the good-looking women are too busy pleasuring me
Hot or Cute Germans don't know cute
Drugs and Alcohol: It helps when they don't remember who the father is
Muscular or Really Skinny: Hmm... so what you're really asking is German women against Paris Hilton? Am I right? Well I did like my stay in Paris if that's what you mean
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Trying to conquer Russia... twice
What country do you want to Visit: England, unfortunately no German has ever penetrated it, bloody British
How do you want to Die: I'll decide when I'm ready to die
Been to the Mall Lately: Malls are for girls, men go into the trenches
Do you like Thunderstorms: We model war after it... Blitzkrieg=Lightning Warfare
Get along with your Parents: We have temporarily signed a Non-Aggression Pact
Health Freak: Pssshhh... yea right, we Germans are born into finely tuned killing machines
Do you think your Attractive: Better looking than you, that's for sure
Believe in Yourself: Of course, it's the only thing I believe in
Want to go to College: I have nothing else to learn... Power=Money x Babes / Military
Do you Smoke: You asked this already jackass
Do you Drink: Again yes you dumb bastards
Shower Daily: I shower only after I achieve a victory
Been in Love: There's this guy everytime I look in the mirror...
Do you Sing: No that's why we Germans have David Hasselhoff
Want to get Married: Of course, I need a Queen
Do you want Children: Yes, I want to have a heir that will be a tyrant, even more so than me
Have your future kids names planned out: Ahnuld and Hasselhoff
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Haha... I lost my virginity before grade school
Hate anyone: Ya, everyone
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