---DIXIE---
How friggin' HOT is she?
I LOVE DIXIE!!!
She is my Partner in Crime & my Bride to be!!!
Muah!
Check out Dix's Profile!
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This is a lil' CARTOON my friend JULES made for me!
She ROX!
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I'd like to meet:
~ KID ROCK! ???- BUT WHAT ABOUT -???
"The Ex Mrs. Badass"???
None Other Than the Fabulous
***PAMELA ANDERSON***
Whew!
Isn't she just a Pussycat? Meow!
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Music:
Ummmm....DUH!
The KID!
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Movies:
This MUST BE the SCARIEST movie EVER MADE!!!
Beware of...
-THE LEPRECHAUN-
Man, I'm tellin'ya.....
Watch out for this mean ass mothafucka'....
He'll pogo stick your ass or some crazy shit...heh...
Argggggghhhh! Just gimme' mah gold!
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Television:
--FASHION HOUSE--
Oh My, there's a lot of bitch-slappin' going on in this series...Morgan Fairchild is such a friggin' DIVA!!!!
Anyways, Bo Derek, aka 'Maria Gianni' ROX!
LOVE HER!
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-Rockstar Supernova-
Look at DILANA!
She's Smokin' Hot!!!
BUT WAIT!!!
EVEN HOTTER IS...
THE NEWEST COUPLE TO BE ON THE ROCK & ROLL CIRCUIT...
DAVE NAVARRO & TOMMY LEE!!!
Well HOT DAMN!!!
I can't WAIT for their HOME PORN to come out on Video!
Hell Yeah!
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-Rescue Me-
TOMMY (Denis Leary) IS HOT!
I wouldn't mind letting him slap me around in bed for his normal 15 second session!!!
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Heroes:
This is my Dad....
THE PROFESSOR of PU-TANG...
TOM LEYKIS!!!
I am his Gay Son!!!
Love ya' Dad!!!